Recent content by Black Cloud

  1. Black Cloud

    The TMI Thread

    I heard my neighbor on the bog this morning. He was pretty gassy, too. Why would a person shit loudly when their bathroom opens onto a courtyard? That grunting echoed around the whole building, and it was freaking out the stray cats. As for wishing you were dead, the thing is, you should...
  2. Black Cloud

    Post a video that shows how you feel about Morrissey-Solo

    Gosh, I hope Cornelius Blaze sees this thread. He'll have something to add, no doubt. As for me...
  3. Black Cloud

    Should Euthanasia be legal in Britain?

    Nonsense. I was in a hospice at the weekend, and plenty of people are there squeezing every possible second out of life. That's freaking cool.
  4. Black Cloud

    What is your favourite topic about Morrissey?

    I like to know who he is suing, who's suing him, who is he threatening to sue, and want to know why he hasn't covered A Boy Named Sue.
  5. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Maybe he's cheating on it with another cat, and he doesn't want the first cat to know? Or maybe...he's cheating on it with a dog! :eek:
  6. Black Cloud

    Symbolic Stuff Nobody Gives a Crap About

    When the real King Tut died they replaced him with the winner of a lookalike contest.
  7. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Good plan. This is going to be the year that I go someplace I've never been! Unfortunately, that place is Nashville.
  8. Black Cloud

    The concept of marriage is a bore

    I love the idea of marriage, at least I think I do, but I have a phobia of weddings. Funerals? No problem. Baptisms? Fine, happy to go. This is a huge problem when I have business at the courthouse, because people get married there EVERY DAY.
  9. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Bats are protected here (south of Miami), so you can't do much more than ask them nicely to leave (especially if it's mating season). Sometimes they get stuck in the walls of your house and you hear this horrible scratching noise, which is different from rodent scuttling. Just as long as it's...
  10. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Get well soon, Douglas!
  11. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Shoes?!?!? ha hahaaaa! Do people actually wear shoes in the house?!?! Barbarians! I live in the sub-tropics where we have no use for your city ways. :p There's a pile of flip flops on the patio for when we need to go somewhere like the bank, but they don't come in to the house. :thumb:
  12. Black Cloud

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    More than anything else in the world, I want to find out where the cat shat. I can smell it, and I've been over this whole place on my hands and knees, but no luck. Where is the cat shit???!?!??!
  13. Black Cloud

    Administrator of AllYouNeedIsMorrissey.com is accused of stealing from Morrissey fans

    Re: Administrator of AllYouNeedIsMorrissey.com is accused of stealing from Morrissey Were you Thelma or Louise? I've never stolen a car because they have license plates. I wish I could tag this thread "jukebrockovich jury."
  14. Black Cloud

    "politics are personal"....

    That's a pretty fundamentalist-style response, and I'm sure you're not surprised that I disagree with that. You admit the movement has gone too far, but you still support it. Maybe I'm just a jaded old cynic, but I really don't see how trading one fairy tale for another is good for girls. And...
Top Bottom