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    Worst Morrissey song

    Well, Mr Shandy and myself would pass happily if we NEVER had to endure 'Black Cloud' again - especially at a concert! Too dreary for words. The bombast, the cliches, the muzak - simply awful, dears.
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    Stage backdrops

    Mr Shandy and myself frequently amuse ourselves flicking each other through our favourite Morrissey memorabilia. We often remind each other of stage props and backdrops we have enjoyed across the years and sometimes see an image that would be perfect hanging from the rafters at the back of the...
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    Book of Condolence Thread

    Mr Shandy and myself often wonder what would be the last song we would like to hear, the song that would be our earworm, for eternity.
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    Songs you never want to hear live again

    Oh, my dear! Mr Shandy and myself were at that DREADFUL night in Liverpool land when some frightful oik tossed a bottle of piss at the quiff mid-way through TCM. Mr Shandy and I were forced to spend the rest of the evening on the docks. Liverpool - a truly terrible hole.
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    Songs you never want to hear live again

    Black Cloud - I will prolapse if I ever have to listen to THAT one again
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    In the event of your death

    National Front Disco
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    Morrissey Central "THE SUN WILL SHINE TOMORROW" (November 28, 2020)

    It's a pean to London Rain by Louis MacNeice - do please read it; it's the greatest Morrissey lyric not written or recorded by him. Please yourself, dear.
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    Official YouTube "Love Is On Its Way Out" lyric video (March 11, 2020)

    Mr Shandy has just limped back from Shudehill with an 'acetate' of IANADOAC. In a rare moment of agreement we are declaring 'Hurling Days' a late-career masterpiece.
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    When should Morrissey retire?

    Born one and three months later than Morrissey, Mr Shandy and myself have absolutely NO intention of retiring nor, I suspect, does he. Howevers . . . not sure how long his current stage 'presence' can be maintained: wandering on looking as if he's called on the off-chance of advising you on...
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    Mr Shandy and myself will be trotting off down Tib Street later to do a spot of panic buying: cat litter, brylcreem, chickpeas and vegan lubricants. What will YOU lot be panic buying? Mmm?
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    Morrissey’s lyrics have been the weakest thing about Morrissey’s music since 2004

    'Black Cloud' was a particular low-point for us, especially when he INSISTED on flogging it to death in concerts. I almost dressed on the left fopr once
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    Cologne - Palladium (Mar. 9, 2020) post-show

    Could someone please describe his outfit this evening? Thanking you
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    Cologne - Palladium (Mar. 9, 2020) post-show

    It's virtually the same, you silly sausage
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    Music News / Fiona Dodwell review of "I Am Not A Dog On A Chain" (4/5 stars, March 9, 2020)

    It sounds divine - we can hardly wait for Pop-it-in-Pete the Postman to rattle our flaps
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