Recent content by Daddy Cool

Now there's an album title if ever I heard one.

What are you talking about, Handsome? Yes, there are plenty of websites filled with tits, I can send you some links if you're desperate. But this is the only website filled with tits who like Morrissey as much as I do.

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A saint? Let's play word association.... a saint The Saint Roger Moore James Bond Spy Spying Invasion of privacy Privacy = private Private messages Private = privacy Privacy = not spied upon. Or Does iT...?

But it isn't. If you criticise anything you get a warning for being a "troll", threatened with a "f***ing" ban and told to go elsewhere.

smegma

A big fat pig with scaly, leathery, reptilian skin.

She would make an eggs-cellent mother.

With all those tits, her husband must be as happy as a pig in shit.

The Heart Attack Grill. Oh my God. Or OMG as the kids say. The quadruple bypass burger looks amazing. Even got a few wee slices of tomato to keep the veggies happy.

I'd give that a good stuffing. Wouldn't be the first cock she's seen.

Wouldn't mind one of those right now. In a bap, with a mound of fries drenched in salt. And a bottle of ice-cold Fanta to wash it all down.

Daddy-O? As long as the 'o' is short for 'orgasm', that's ok. Since JJ was exterminated, this place has been like an old man's pub in a little town in the middle of nowhere. You try to strike up a conversation to break the dull monotony, but instead get glared at and threatened. Until...

You still following me around? If you don't like me, ignore me. It's not that hard. Almost as easy as tapping the full stop key at the end of each sentence. Out of your last 12 posts, 5 have been either about or aimed at me. Take your little double act with Kewpie and target someone else.

Are you threatening me? I am not being held responsible for other people's actions, sexy boy.