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    my first reaction is :sick:

    i will try one the next time i'm there though.
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    i think my joke went just swimmingly.

    i have no idea who or what túró rudi is. enlighten me.
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    you know, russianPOOLette? where you put one POOLet in the chamber and POOL the trigger?
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    living on the edge...

    more like russian poolette. get it?
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    am i understanding you right? the pool gave you some bug and you still went back at a later date? and then let your cousin go to the same pool?
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    well i'm glad nobody died. i guess you were just unlucky to go before they learned how to run a pool without infecting all the swimmers.
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    is this pool still open? or has it killed one too many people?
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    it is a breakthrough. although it was only acheived with a vomit story.

    gross. too many children peeing in the pool?
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    i lolled. :D

    good memory. was the movie or the watermelon to blame?
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    i like to start all my friendships with at least a little vomiting.
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    well it could be if you'd send me some curry. i don't mind if it gets all cold and nasty.
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    yeah? so you want to fedex me some curry?

    i'm bloody good at calling indian restaurants and ordering food for delivery.
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    mmm...

    now i want some curry. damn your tempting talk of indian food!
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    they sure are. so send me some cash!
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    ok, i'll give you the hungarian royalties. minus my 65% fee of course.
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    i'll just steal your book and publish it under my name. i'll make millions...
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    i would buy a book of your puns.
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    i'm sorry, your dazzling wordplay has left me tongue tied.
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