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    that would be really weird. in my defenc e, i was wearing it all day.
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    i'll just get drunk and tell them i love them while i'm crying.
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    i can and do. tthey just need to get over it.
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    both. but especially the lost ones. just because i beat them up a few times...
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    my braincells can be petulant bastards though.
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    i promise you, the next time i post a picture it will be accompanied by the drunkest of drunk spelling.

    maybe i'll take my braincells out for a candlelight dinner and see if i can't convince them to move back into my head.
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    i drunkenly serenade them every night.

    i probably will post more pictures. I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF! i'll probably wait until i'm really drunk though so i can use that as an excuse.
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    yeah, i couldn't remember if i'd posted them in that one or the members pics thread. never again.

    i keep my lost braincells in a beautiful wooden box with a bright red ribbon wrapped around it.
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    i don't think i'll be posting any pics in that particular thread. unless i already did. i don't remember.

    i'm waiting for artificial braincells to be invented. then i'll be set.
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    i do lick my lips. constantly. this is scaring me now...

    no, not really blackouts. i usually don't drink that much. i do have a pretty terrible memory though. i blame the years of smoking ridiculous amounts of weed.
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    i guess the lip biting proves that he and i are meant to be together.

    drunken fights are never good. when i was in london for the roundhouse shows last year i woke up one morning with a tennis ball sized lump on my forehead and blood all over my ear and the back of my head. i don't know if i got in a fight or not but i do remember arguing with some drunken guy from manchester the night before.
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    i chew on my lips all the time, it's a nervous habit. i just happened to be doing it when i got the bottle in the face.
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    yeah, i got stitches all along my lips. i almsot bit my lower lip off.
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    nope, no scars. it just cut my mouth up real bad.
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    i don't think there's much call for extremely drunk bearded ladies unfortunately.
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    i'm sure i'd grow to like it once my spirit was crushed.
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    except for all the creepy guys trying to stroke my beard and grab my boobs.
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    oh no! you've discovered my secret career!
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