Oh in that case we don't even have to go out clubbing for research! I've encountered so many, I can just project from memory. Fist pumping Guidos: the ultimate inspiration.
...or we can capture one and force him to perform.
You know, in order to get in shape for this I may dig up Sweatin' to the Oldies. I'm sure there's SOME form of inspiration in there. I seem to recall a lot of flailing.