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  • Kilt Uncle
    I went there years ago and people were very friendly and Newcastle too...:) I love the phrase about not giving a Rats Arse, i must use it more often.

    Albert Pierrepoint was the last hang-man in Britain and it was really good. I thinks it's the first time i've made a conscious decision to watch ITV in about 5 years..:) I think old Albert killed 600 and odds by the time he was finished, i suppose it's nice to have a hobby..:)

    It may have been "She Is Suffering" from that album, but i'm impressed that you knew of that album, not many do. It's not exactly party music, so perfect then..:) With due politeness, i suggest that you give them a serious go - they were inspired by The Smiths and Morrissey and Marr get a mention on one of their songs. Moz wasn't too fond of them though, if i recall correctly..:)

    I was sitting amongst the pensioners today thinking, i don't belong here. I even get excited at the prospect of a boiled sweetie these days..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Ah, that explains you antipathy towards Sunderland then..:) They're kinda my English team! Could you be friends with such a person?..:)

    I wouldn't bother searching for the next Smiths, they're not coming - take it from one who knows..:) Try and find a surrogate band - i found the Manic Street Preachers in 1996, and it's been worth it. But you may hate them and we may end up sending each others rude smileys..:) They aren't as good as the Smiths obviously, lets get that clear. And that was going to be your first line of attack...:)

    We had a bank holiday and the bank was shut. But i don't have any money so i got over that disappointment pretty quickly. I was in the library though. If my life gets any livelier a wake could break out.:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Well finding the porn was a bonus. And i should confess that i forgot i read this last night before i logged out and forgot about it. It's may age...:)

    How was your day? Mine was not bad, nothing exciting happened, but then again, no disasters either..:) I watched the Pierrepoint thing starring Tim Spall. it was pretty good.

    I really like that guy. How's it going?...:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Well, why shouldn't it happen for you? It's crucial not to think in negative (photographers joke there) terms and it's always best to try. And you're right in the sense that they just want you off their books so they can tick boxes, they don't really give a shit.

    I used to work in hotels too, and remember cleaning toilets as well. Not my most happiest memories...:)

    I've kind of ruled out being rich and if i'm perfectly honest then i'd probably sit on my arse all day and consume all kinds of things that aren't good for me and probably die during Neighbours - just before i found out the conclusion to another gripping episode..:)

    I'd better go to bed soon. I hope you sleep well and all that, And speak soon..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I thought they could fund small business's? It's probably best if you don't involve them, layers of beaurocrats will just add to your woes. It's great that you're doing that though. It's important to do something that you really enjoy in life. I need your kind of radical thinking.

    The rasta ones are fine, as long as you don't take anything that will involve burglaries or anything. I know it's immoral, but could you imagine the planning involved? and to think that people condemn sloth..:)

    I really hope you get the funding though. even if times are hard financially, remember that it's your life and money isn't everything.

    I'd love the chance to say that if i was stinking rich! Bastards..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    It's why the romans wouldn't come to scotland, they knew it was the dark side of the moon. civilisation couldn't function beyond a certain point..lol! The Crankies are just a genetic mutation..:)

    That sounds really great. It would be really worthwhile if you could do it. Are they thinking about funding it? Though that's what the business plan will be for..:) I hope it goes well for you. I suppose you just have to go through all the crap to get to do it. I hope it comes off for you.

    I put it over...:) It's a great episode this one...:) No, there's nothing to tell. I am perfecting the art of getting my mind to shut the hell up without the use of drink or drugs, legal or the other kind..:)

    it's my new system to establish better Mental Health..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    The Sun in Scotland - i know, i was trembling as i wrote it..:) It was true though i was too much in shock to take a picure..:)

    A business plan? Is it a project you're doing? You may have your own business for all i know, but the fact that you have no experience of doing it tells me you don't have your own business..:) Nothing gets past me..:)

    Is Father Ted on More 4 or something? And i am amazed you like so many comedies that i do - i love Father Ted too - Well, obviously..:)

    I am doing alright. It's best not to think about it though..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    It's best to try and put it behind you. can't see that you've got anything to really feel guilty about, but it makes it worse because there's so little logic involved. Life right enough..:)

    Well, it isn't easy, you know that, it's just the fact that people can be so dumb that makes it hard to endure. Maybe you just think differently - i can honestly say i've never met a League Of Gentlemen fan who had an easy life. Maybe that's why we love the 'humour' so much. I love them but they're sick bastards..:)

    Sleep well and all that and speak soon..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I actually do that in shops - i've been doing it for years. I actually heard him once and he wasn't THAT bad - but i saw it as a duty to fight the Moz war. And what's even worse is that i don't regret it..:) I need to evolve a bit..:)

    Not exactly blessed with charm, just funnier that him, and a corpse would be in with a shout of out-witting him...lol! That's the crux of it. Boredom. And they have problems and you're a convenient scapegoat for her. That's the vibe i got straight away with my friend. It was quite a rude thing to say and it revealed how vulnerable he really was, so i really let it pass....apart from that not bad one liner..:) Can't resist it, i feel ill if i repress things..:)

    It's tough to deal with that stuff when it happens. But it's really their problem but people would rather have someone or something else to blame, except the one thing it truly is, and that's the person's own insecurities If it wasn't you, it would be anyone else who is there instead.

    I thought about faxing him as well. Ta for the warning...:)

    I may be in bed before you respond, but have a good sleep and forget all the idiots out there, they can't really help it...:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I'll need to see how you get time off - it's best not to turn up in the first place..:)

    Affairs of the heart. I saw the thread, i get the same with some friends with their wives. I can usually make people laugh with the odd (Very Odd, lol) one liner and a mate actually asked me not to make jokes because his wife laughed at them? Insecurity is rife, especially in marriages. I said that i didn't know how NOT to be funny and it made him angrier..:) (I nicked it from Paul Merton, lol)

    It's tough to know what to do though. Staying in doesn't really help but the whole thing is such an emotional minefield. And boredom doesn't cost anything, one of the few things in life that kills you, that's why it costs nothing..:)

    And he may not be at the Morrissey section, it may be Van Morrison, lol! I hate that guy just for that reason. Call me what you like, but never irrational..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Don't worry about it. You are allowed time off from here! Who do you ask?..lol!

    I was never really a club person. I could never get into dance music, really ever. And it had nothing to do with Morrissey. I always did hate it. It awkward because you have to hope that the woman of your dreams goes to the library or is stalking the shelves and Pounstretchers looking for garden gnomes...:)

    I hope we get some good weather soon..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Mad night was it? Ah, the folly of yoof...:)

    It's quite cold here too, but there has been a hint of sunshine. It'll be headline news..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Hey you..:) How are you doing? I am in a fairly good mood. It isn't pissing down today, shock horror..:)

    "it's a shit business"..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    It's a bit of a pain that he did that, but i suppose he got pissed off with the slapstick and stuff. I don't mean to impinge on people's personal freedoms or anything, but i'd force him to do bottom until the public were sick of it. Why should he get to choose..lol! I'd make the League guys subject to the same restrictions..:)

    Phone jacker was really good. Though i don't know if i saw all of them. Dooved was a classic and the guy who talked about the 'monies'..lol! I enjoyed it. Haven't really seen it since, was it not popular? I thought something like that would've taken off. When you see how popular My Family is, then you can only despair..:)

    I'd better go to bed now. I hope the sinus pain stays away and stuff and have a good sleep.
    Kilt Uncle
    "Once again you are over stepping the mark"..:) He's an unbelievable physical comedian and he goes with Ade so well. The Ferris Wheel episode was one where the entire episode was in the one location, it was great to watch. They set fire to the ride when Eddie lit up his booze to attract attention. It was great.

    I noticed that Ade seems to be in Holby City and stuff. He must be getting serious. Shame..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    doctors can be patronising bastards at times, it's why i don't go too often. I keep thinking of that doctor in the League of gentlemen when i go..:)

    Filthy rich hardly ever gets a mention and it baffles me. If you actually see british TV these days then it was spot on in terms of what was about to happen with this explosion of celebrity 'culture'. I really adored Rik Mayall in it, he's so full on as a actor, he has a style that you couldn't really teach people, a style completely his own.

    I saw the episode where he meets the Falklands veteran in the pub on Dave the other week. It's a real classic. The ferris Wheel episode was another classic..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    Steroids? Must be really sore then. I remember having four mouth ulcers at the one time and then getting penicillin. The joy was indescribable, shame it came through chemical means.:)

    I sound like a psycho, But Partridge, League, and now Bottom. You'll be scared to put another comedic avatar up in case i start again...:) Did you ever see Rik and Ade in Filthy, Rich & Catflap? It was one of their best..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    How are you in Pain? Is this Morrissey kind of Pain, though i'm not sure what that is. And Eddie Hitler dressed as a woman. Are you reading my thoughts..:)
    Kilt Uncle
    I should probably try the meet and greet thing before i really knock it. I think i expect the worst from people and people are alright really, at a distance and if you've got a Tazor..:) I should cut that attitude..:)

    I have changed though, over the years..I used to love rain and dull skies and all that but i really need sunshine these days and we're getting so much rain..:( I don't think i'll ever become a Windsurfer or anything, but the occasional walk with some sunshine would do. I am not greedy..:)

    I am going off to bed now. I hope you sleep well and all that and if not then it's not really my fault..:) I will probably buy the Re-issue myself. There's a bit more than you usually get with these things. It would appear that someone has actually put a bit of thought into one of these things..:)

    Take care and all that.
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