Swans are dangerous. They can break bones. You don't want to mess with a swan. You don't really want to mess with a paedo either- though a paedo would no doubt try and mess with you first if you were a child.
Yes, excellent ideas from you. Well done, really well done. Of course, if we are really going to form a clique we have to come up with special names to refer to each other, just to ensure everyone knows that you if you mess with one of us, you are messing with the other.