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  1. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central COMPULSIVE FOOTNOTES (Sep. 8, 2020)

    Wow. Who are these foreign Cadbury's, making nicer stuff than our own home-grown choccie? How dare they!
  2. Peppermint

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    Oooookaaaaaaay... Well, that's a very good description and I think I understand it. The thing is, all that kind of structural, ironic dressing can be sassy on the catwalk with some willowy model, but on an average-looking middle-aged woman it just looks like someone with bad dress sense...
  3. Peppermint

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    Oh, I get it now! I can't think we have anything that equates, but I can see a picture (and it looks a bit like a cartoon). Was there a cartoon person who talked/laughed like that? I feel sure there was.
  4. Peppermint

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    'I was given the gift of Sam Smith coming out as something new... I can't remember which sexuality he announced himself to be that week' :lbf: Douglas is a gem. But whisper it quietly if you don't want to be cancelled. I still remember the furore on here when Morrissey told everyone to buy...
  5. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central COMPULSIVE FOOTNOTES (Sep. 8, 2020)

    I know! And what was it with those fields of flowers? There was a sunflower one as well. And wearing a white dress! Ha! She would never have got the stains out of that in her gypsy caravan.
  6. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central COMPULSIVE FOOTNOTES (Sep. 8, 2020)

    Yeah, those women lounging on their sofas at night never get fat and spotty, do they? It's the same with the ones (fellating) oops! eating Magnums. Highly suspicious.
  7. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central COMPULSIVE FOOTNOTES (Sep. 8, 2020)

    What's the difference between Irish Cadbury's and English Cadbury's? Is it like Guinness, where you have some sort of secret recipe for making it taste like an entirely different (and 100% nicer) product?
  8. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central COMPULSIVE FOOTNOTES (Sep. 8, 2020)

    Nooooo! It's all sugar and goo and not enough chocolateyness. These days I only eat 85% cocoa because of health (M&S scores pretty high there. Also Lindt). But if I was forced, kicking and screaming, to choose a milky, sugary one it would probably be Galaxy. Or those little chocolate balls...
  9. Peppermint

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    Me too! So articulate, so gentlemanly, gets so precisely to the heart of everything. He is a rare voice of sanity in a mad world.
  10. Peppermint

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    Ah, see, that's where I'm going wrong. It never occurred to me that my clothing should have intellect. I just try to pick stuff in nice colours/prints/fabrics that doesn't make me look too old or fat. And cheap. It has to be cheap. How would you suggest I add a little more intellect to my...
  11. Peppermint

    Morrissey Central "SOON / 2020 new releases" (September 6, 2020)

    I always thought it was supposed to be about Jake, hence the references to fighting and tattoos. Very sorry about the loss of your dad, Hovis.
  12. Peppermint

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    It's the weight of swishing all that hair around. It keeps his neck muscles nice and toned.
  13. Peppermint

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    Wasn't that what they called 'ugly chic'? I never did get that. It always reminds me of one of my favourite songs by Randy Newman, which has the lyric: She dresses in black All of the time Wears an orthopaedic shoe Some sore of uglification thing She's into
  14. Peppermint

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    Yeah, the big old fraud got rumbled. :lbf:
  15. Peppermint

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    'i think maybe you're projecting again, pep pep!' Almost certainly. :) However, please define the 'cringey cowgirl laugh'. I don't think we have those here.
  16. Peppermint

    What did make you smile today?

    Yeah, there is definitely something creepy about him. His dad, too - God knows what Grace Kelly saw in him. He's got that sleazy retro vibe, like a cross between a C-list porn star (the sort who play the part of plumbers in overalls) and a photocopier salesman. But I don't think he's been...
  17. Peppermint

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    Yeah, it looked pretty stupid on him, to be fair. Good call.
  18. Peppermint

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    What?! For real?! How did they manage to phrase that in 'government speak'? And what are you supposed to do if you don't live anywhere near a glory hole purveyor? Are they giving out leaflets telling you how to build your own? I tell you, people say Canada is dull but it sounds like they're...
  19. Peppermint

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    Urgh. I hate her. Young people with confidence are the worst. When you're young you should be wracked with self-doubt and crawl about feeling inferior for a good 10 years or more. It's against the natural law of things to be full of yourself. And very annoying.
  20. Peppermint

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    Quite possibly. But funny. She also looks like she's not had sex in a very long time, so little wonder she thinks it's something that can be micro-managed and hygienically processed like some laboratory test.
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