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  1. CrystalGeezer

    Sylvain Sylvain dies (January 13, 2021)

    Condolences, spm. That’s a big one. :(
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    What song are you listening to right now?

    Omg this one is so good.
  3. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Du bist so beschissen. Ich fühle mich irgendwie schlecht, aber du weißt schon. Einige Mädchen Mütter sind größer als andere Mädchen Mütter und all das.
  4. CrystalGeezer

    What song are you listening to right now?

    Do you want me to sign this?
  5. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Morrissey, where were you on the night of June 3rd, 1995? :unsure: I’m having a manic episode bc of boredom and i want to get to the bottom of this idea that you murdered a lady in Oslo and have been talking to her ghost on your albums ever since and “read” the Nobel Peace Concert next to the...
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    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
  7. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Imagine being murdered for eating a sausage. 😂
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    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    My avatar is a train wreck. *blows nails and walks into the sunset*
  9. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "I DON’T KNOW WHY MY MOTHER IS DEAD" (August 23, 2020)

    This is the most honest Morrissey post I've read in ten years.
  10. CrystalGeezer

    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    Okay who needs a cuddle and some sleep. You be gold pillows I’ll be me. Night night.
  11. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "BORN SORRY" (August 19, 2020)

    Omg calm your tits. The sea wants to take me is a metaphor for crying salty tears. He’s not going to kill himself jesus.
  12. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "Mamma Lay Softly" (August 15, 2020)

    I’m not, I’m Autistic. I wish him well as he processes her passing. As a member of Dead Moms Club I’d like to warn him she will creep up on him in the strangest and most delightful ways. A song played in a grocery store, a random bird, a kid. It’s strangely fun to witness. In a few weeks of...
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    Morrissey Central "Mamma Lay Softly" (August 15, 2020)

    I felt a strange sense of freedom moments after my mom died. I didn't have to take care of someone anymore. You guys are so f***ing sensitive. Also it's no secret she smothered him, I'll say it again, welcome to freedom, Morrissey.
  14. CrystalGeezer

    Morrissey Central "Mamma Lay Softly" (August 15, 2020)

    Welcome to freedom, Morrissey.
  15. CrystalGeezer

    Classic Pop: Sparks on Morrissey - "it's saddening, very disheartening"

    I'm pretty sure this would bum Morrissey out. Was it just me or did anyone think his longtime Italian PA looked like Ron Mael? Like maybe when the lights were low Morrissey imagined it...
  16. CrystalGeezer

    The 1981 gay pride march in Huddersfield - Morrissey spotted in photos?

    Definitely. THis is the cutest thing I've seen on the internet in months. Nice spot!
  17. CrystalGeezer

    crazydayandnights: Morrissey (Blind Items Revealed - July 3, 2020)

    That's a good question. He apparently goes on benders and gets real controlling and orders people to do outrageous stuff and the only way to keep the peace is to just sorta do it but I guess the guy fought back. I think Kristeen Young was on tour at the time and has alluded to it bc she didn't...
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    crazydayandnights: Morrissey (Blind Items Revealed - July 3, 2020)

    Morrissey sucked your dick? Did he swallow?
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    crazydayandnights: Morrissey (Blind Items Revealed - July 3, 2020)

    The man can carry a f***ing tune, though. Am I right?
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