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    Death of the Duchess of Fork

    I have decided to terminate the Duchess. Bolsheviks, rejoice. This place has reached its "creepy" peak for me. It would have been nice to have 1000 posts, just to certify my insanity, but ah well. I'd like to thank the low-life who hacked into my computer for reminding me I should probably...
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    Help!!!

    Ok, someone on this board has hacked into my computed and BLOCKED ME FROM ACCESSING THIS WEBSITE. I know this because now I have to use a different way to get on here. Move this thread to off topic or whatever later, I just want enough people to hear. Whenever I type in the name of the...
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    St Louis- Pros and Cons

    I am wondering whether it is worth it, for a couple of reasons... One that is bothering me is that it is Kristeen Young's home town, and I'd hate it if Morrissey took the liberty of screwing us over by letting her play longer than the usual opening set that she does- I can see him doing...
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    Have any of you met Morrissey?

    We have all of these threads going on "what would you/he do if you met him...would he like you" etc. And I am sure this has been covered a lot of times, but honestly, how many times are enough when it comes to telling us about your encounter avec the man. Do tell. I am listening.
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    How are you any better than Ed Gein....

    ...if you eat dismembered body-parts of an animal, wash your hair with their cooked bones, wear their skin as your clothing, accessories etc? My god, carnivores disgust me. My mother is buying meat to serve to her friends tonight. Apparently, "it's embarrassing to serve people vegetarian...
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    Severed Alliance For Sale?

    I know the book is full of shite. But I still want to read it. Any nice people who wouldn't mind selling it at a reasonable price? Thanks! DoF
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    Morrissey's favorite airlines

    I want to know, so maybe next time I am flying, I'll accidentaly be on his flight. What better way to die than to say that over-used, now unfortunately Smiths cliche line from There is a Light and It Never Goes Out...? I'd imagine he takes British Airways or something fancy like that.
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    The Birthday Show

    Uhhh I don't know what to do. It's easy to get GA tickets apparently. It's not that far away. I can get a cheap fight. But still....who wants to see Morrissey in St.Louis!??!! Who welse is going???
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    Caligula would have blushed

    I dislike analyzing/trying to find definite meaning in lyrics...but the more I listen to Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now (upon finding a new job, I find it more relevant in my life than ever before), the reference to Caligula makes me wonder if the person who says "you've been in the house too...
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    Nose Jobs

    Who had them? What do you think of them and HOW do the affect you personally!?!? Seinfeld sparks many inspirations, and being Jewish does too.
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    If Morrissey reads these posts...

    ...what do you think he thinks of you??? or well, regular posters (that's a noun, right? posters? i don't mean like printed posters...i'm just not up to date with the "lingo" i was kept in a cellar until I was 15...). i think he'd think i am extremely wrong in every possible aspect!
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    Morrissey's Canibalistic Tendencies?

    I thought it would be funny to have a reason to name a thread this. To contrast some cartoons surfacing the board these days, I'll post one of my own, my pride and joy. I drew it a couple of months ago. Here. Enjoy, just don't choke on it!
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    Morrissey Letters

    Keep them coming boys and girls!!!! Yours truly Gertrude Stein
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    Creepy Forum

    You know, I always, up until this point, found this forum to be a rather safe place. People, more or less, know each other from concerts, we're a rather small community (also, to an extent)...I never really thought that I'd feel like I am being stalked or whatever... there is a person on here...
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    Lene Lovich

    My god she's amazing.
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    Let's Get Morrissey on the Walk of Fame!

    Hi guys! Have you ever tried this before? A friend of mine suggested it, and I think it's a wonderful idea. He deserves it. I found this link that tells how we can nominate a person: http://www.hollywoodchamber.net/icons/nomination.asp I think with our teamwork and combined effort...
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    A Taste of Honey

    I'm sure you have all noticed... ...but I'd just like to share this- on almost every other page i can find some kind of reference that Morrissey had mentioned in one of this songs, at one point or another. But this you surely knew.
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    Bann Jimbo

    Hi everybody. I've encountered some problems with this user by the name of "jimbo" who emerges out of nowhere, most often to make personal insults to me, and then disappears again. It is really silly that he will just randomly use insults against me and I have no clue who this person is. His...
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    My Quest: Get on Stage during the New Tour!

    I am kickstarting my Morrissey Stage Invastion Bootcamp this week! This means that I will increase my athletic ability so that I can land on stage and give Morrissey a hug...seeing how there is a new tour starting, I'll pick a good venue and take it from there! What a great goal, huh? Now...
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    Chubby Vegetarians/Vegans

    Morrissey is one of us. Any more out there??? The stereotype that all vegetarians are skinny is certainly a myth.
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