...and you lot, with your downgrades and hiding of the 100% quantifiable truth! Shame. Bunch of pussies that can’t get their gentle, easily-offended, spoon-fed souls around the basic f***ing facts.What a complete and utterly ignorant sack of shit. Morrissey has no concept of ecosystem management, responsibly managed hunting for sustenance or spiritually guided indigenous culture.
The first shirt is pure bullocks. The second shirt is a veiled threat, in the guise of humour. It’s NOT funny in the slightest. It’s completely daft.
No Canadian (save for willowy vegans and PETA wonks) would wear one of these shirts. They’re for those who live abroad. They’re for clueless, bubble-dwelling f***-tards.
...and if you buy into this cash-grab and wear the shirt ANYWHERE in Canada (except places with a Whole Foods store) you deserve exactly what you’ll get in response. You’re libel to get the same reaction from a Canadian expat, anywhere in the world.
Question... What store do people who live 1000km north of any farm or food-shop do for their basic dietary needs? How do THEY survive? Can they get organic veg, vegan cheddar and those f***ing pastries you’re always buying on the ice fields they inhabit?
If you don’t like the way we do things in the Canadian wilderness...
Why do you come here?
Wait. That’s right...
Stay in your lane, in your city, in your Mini - with your driver, your bumper sticker your cashmere sweaters, and your parcels of neatly packaged and processed produce, you f***ing mangy mutt.
You’re out of line and well above your pay-grade, clown.
No. It’s NOT “buff said”, little flower. There’s PLENTY more to be said.^
Thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking.
I’m Canadian & vegan.
That’s ALL he wants. He books shows, opens up the merch-flow and then cancels. He basically runs a shitty t-shirt company and, occasionally, puts out a sub-Starbucks quality release to go along with it.