A heart to heart conversation with Morrissey

I'd forgo a conversation, and challenge him to an erotically charged game of Scrabble.

Do you find the word "obstreperous" sexy? (I do.)

This, or cookie recipes. I think I read somewhere that he said he's a whiz at pie dough. I buy mine out of the fridge case at the grocery; I have so much to learn.

Seriously, we'd talk about anything but MORRISSEY. I think it's work, but not work for him. I'd teach him to knit slippers.
 
I'd ask Morrissey about how he dealt with his shyness. He'd say he didn't, and i'd have point out that he's been singing in front of people for about 100 years and cannot be shy.
 
Oh I wish him to sing
"Yes, I am blind"
for me at a candle light dinner
white dinner jacket red rose and his beautiful face

ooH
STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

JULIE-BUDD
 
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