a suggested duet

[richie]

i think that the time has come, and this inevitability cannot be avoided:

Morrissey's duet with Shakin' Stevens...

 

[a real person]

excuse while i kill myself

> i think that the time has come, and this inevitability cannot be avoided:

> Morrissey's duet with Shakin' Stevens...

i think i'd rather a duet with cliff

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

> i think that the time has come, and this inevitability cannot be avoided:

> Morrissey's duet with Shakin' Stevens...

Shakin stevens quiff would make Moz look shit, plus he's a far superior songwriter...it'd never work.

 

[richie]

Re: excuse while i kill myself

> i think i'd rather a duet with cliff

why not? morrissey actually likes early cliff. shaky's gotta be better than midge ure?

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith (DRESSED AS THE EV]

Shaky

> why not? morrissey actually likes early cliff. shaky's gotta be better
> than midge ure?

Sounds like a terrible metaphor..."moz likes early cliff"
But yes, Shaky would be infinately better than midge ure...

 

[richie]

Re: Shaky

> Sounds like a terrible metaphor..."moz likes early cliff"
> But yes, Shaky would be infinately better than midge ure...

shaky is an older, more polished and far less intelligent version of morrissey. but he is good at routine shake rattle n' roll. and the Moz twists this rockn'roll style nicely with some of his greatest songs - Sing Your Life being an eg.

 

[a real person]

BLASPHEMY

 

[richie]

Re: BLASPHEMY

come on, i don't warrant excommunication.

i just meant that shaky is far more simplistic than Moz but even so he is still good.

one shaky is worth billions of britney spears.

obviously morrissey's value is not fathomable

 

[I (heart) Wayne Newton]

Didn't you hear, Mr. Smith? The NEW three tenors? Morrissey, (Wayne) Newton, and (Tom) Jones!!! It's gonna be PHENOMENAL!!! (Stop your CRYING, Mr Smith! Why are you always so sentimental about Moz duets?!?)

 

[I (heart) Wayne Newton]

Also, Mr. Smith, further down the page I posted about my 'pathetic' WAYNE NEWTON stage(less) invasion last Thursday...! It'll make you so HAPPY, Mr. Smith -- it WILL!!!