An amusing article from my local newspaper! (def No Moz)

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Ruffian

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http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bizarrenews/display.var.402760.0.womans_close_encounter_with_orgasmic_aliens.php
 
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Let Go Devils and Yankees

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> http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bizarrenews/display.var.402760.0.womans_close_encounter_with_orgasmic_aliens.php
LOL, How scary is it she used to be a police officer.
I agree, that is the best weekly newspaper! click thats going into my favorite spots.
 
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> LOL, How scary is it she used to be a police officer.
> I agree, that is the best weekly newspaper! click thats going into my
> favorite spots.

haha.. yeah, I agree.. a police office who see's aliens. What's that ABOUT! She probably gave me my ticket.. I should have appealed, she probably thought I was a flying saucer overtaking on the inside lane.

Come on you Dev's!!

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Aly Panic

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It's a shame the Croydon Advertiser doesn't have them sort of stories.
 
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Let Go Devils and Yankees

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> haha.. yeah, I agree.. a police office who see's aliens. What's that
> ABOUT! She probably gave me my ticket.. I should have appealed, she
> probably thought I was a flying saucer overtaking on the inside lane.
LOL, Thats such a good one to use if I ever get pulled over for speeding on the GSP while talking on the phone.
> Come on you Dev's!!
You better watch it or I'm going to call and give them your name!
"Do you know someone who may be a Gray? If so, call the Newshopper newsdesk on 01689 885721 or text the editor on 07781482502."
LOL, this paper is great!

> Ruffian
 
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Ruffian

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> LOL, Thats such a good one to use if I ever get pulled over for speeding
> on the GSP while talking on the phone.
> You better watch it or I'm going to call and give them your name!
> "Do you know someone who may be a Gray? If so, call the Newshopper
> newsdesk on 01689 885721 or text the editor on 07781482502."
> LOL, this paper is great!

Yeah.. you should live here!! It's as mad as it sounds. You'd probably get off with your ticket... just claim you have XRAY vision or something and it'll be 'Take me to your Leader'.

What do you expect though, the paper is Free through your door every week. it's like a fantastic free comic. They're also doing this article every week about kids who smash up the bus's.. it's called 'Shop A Yob'!

Talking of the cars and phones?? hmm.. I remember those days when the miles were eaten up as you chatted on the dog&bone. Ahhh.. long gone the sweet taste of phoney freedom! It's now a dark secluded layby, or risk 3 points and £70 fine!

Do you know a Gray?? Hahha.. I actually do.. he's my best mate.. in real life.

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Let Go Devils and Yankees

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> Yeah.. you should live here!! It's as mad as it sounds. You'd probably get
> off with your ticket... just claim you have XRAY vision or something and
> it'll be 'Take me to your Leader'.

> What do you expect though, the paper is Free through your door every week.
> it's like a fantastic free comic. They're also doing this article every
> week about kids who smash up the bus's.. it's called 'Shop A Yob'!

> Talking of the cars and phones?? hmm.. I remember those days when the
> miles were eaten up as you chatted on the dog&bone. Ahhh.. long gone the
> sweet taste of phoney freedom! It's now a dark secluded layby, or risk 3
> points and £70 fine!
I know, I know, I can just claim I'm from out of town and I thought I was in the passenger seat. With a paper like the newsshopper, I might consider it. I can always get the Herald online.

> Do you know a Gray?? Hahha.. I actually do.. he's my best mate.. in real
> life.
There you go, call up! Would he be really mad if people showed up at his house with camera's asking him if he's from Planet cirus D?
Call
> Ruffian
 
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Ruffian

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> I know, I know, I can just claim I'm from out of town and I thought I was
> in the passenger seat. With a paper like the newsshopper, I might consider
> it. I can always get the Herald online.

If you relocate. You will soon be assimilated by the Gray's.. Or better still, even the 'Ruffian's' from planet Moz!

Ruffian
 
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Let Go Devils and Celtic

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> If you relocate. You will soon be assimilated by the Gray's.. Or better
> still, even the 'Ruffian's' from planet Moz!

> Ruffian
I can handle the weather, no beach with soft sand, semi warm water and high waves, and even no access to the Yes Network, but an alien race from Planet Cyrus D who give orgasms at any moment, that creeps me out. That could be the deal breaker!
 
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