It's obviously the Duchess of Cambridge wreaking revenge on Morrissey's comments about her.
It's actually the Duchess of Fork...
You're so Morrissey in the way you hilariously change peoples' names <3 Duchess of Pork, surely...
Does anybody else on here think Morrissey is somewhat of a nasty c***? Or is the small army of people who haunt this website utterly blind in their nauseating servility? Has anybody read his tiresome blog? He whinges, at length, about this very website and even his fans without a scant repercussion. He's a cantankerous geriatric whose three new songs are utter shite, Bieber could do better. Yet the lot of you would fall to your knees if he dropped his pants.
I think VH is actually talking about a past user round here who was called the Duchess of Fork...