BREAKING NEWS - Ronaldo Leaves United

His mama: "If he goes to Madrid then I will go over to live with him."

Oh well, now we know where he's not going :p
 
I did wonder for a moment there Deano. But, you know, it has been said that he agreed to go as long ago as January, according to that erudite and learned publication, the Popbitch mailout, and I quote...

" >> The secret of his success <<
Is toe lump Ronaldo's secret weapon?

Cristiano Ronaldo has a weirdly huge lump or
callous on the big toe of his right foot. It's
very hard, and right on top of the toe. So,
is this the secret of his super-powerful shot
and extra swerve?


(FYI: A source in Real Madrid claims that Ronaldo
agreed to join them back in January this year.)"


Peter
 
Deano

Nice one my friend - funniest youtube and post on this site EVER!:D

Jukebox Jury
 
I think because mine shows phrasiology that i typically use in the Star and Garter, it is funnier to myself :p "The c*nt deserves AIDS". :eek: Harsh but fair, it is tranny!
 
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