Crikey! What happened to Mr. Proper? No posts for days....

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Mr.Improper PIMP extraordinaire

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I was out christmas shopping with my hoes,even I celebrate christmas ya know. I got lots of goodies this year,some I asked for,so i just got. Got an excellent picture of your mom blowing an oompa loompa in your bathroom,wanna buy it???
 
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Mr.Improper PIMP extraordinaire

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Re: now look what youve done,youve woken the ugly beast..

Dont be so hard on yourself pillow,its not everyday one can admit they're a beast like you can. Im proud of you. hell,those oompa loompas youve been doing it with have really seemed to make you a better whore huh?? if you behave really well,i might just put you on a streetcorner and PIMP you for some cash. I dont know how much a beast will get me,but hey,it's worth a shot at least. I can put you in a chewbacca outfit and tell guys they're having sex with sasquatch??? man,I could make millions.
 
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