dear women (a web soap opera at it's finest)

[CrystalGeezer]

ever heard of pms?

Sure. I get it once a month.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Sure. I get it once a month.

i meant private messages
pms = private messages
pms = you know, that other thing

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

'disease update':

last night i put my brand new cap on this pretty Chinese girl's head
and later forgot to get it back from her i do not even remember her name i was so drunk
so now i really miss my cap but she did look real good wearing it

hat update:

the girl in question brought my hat back, but i was not there
still, at least i got my hat back & i can hope she comes by again

 

[snowfallsoon]

Sure. I get it once a month.

pm's should be

 

[iamnicola]

hat update:

the girl in question brought my hat back, but i was not there
still, at least i got my hat back & i can hope she comes by again

Awwww...

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

they played a mean joke at work on me yesterday and the girl went along with it
basically there are a lot of trannies of one kind or another that come to the bar
so i sometimes dont know if a girl is really girl
well, this one beauty of a woman has come in a few times and i really have noticed her
and i was fairly certain she is an actual girl without asking
then one of the bartender's tells me she is a dude!
others seem to be in on the joke, her too
it really depressed me, normally i stay after work to hang out
but so did she, so i left quickly, maybe she wanted to apologize
i am just gonna hope so, the whole thing was pretty cruel though
dont they know i will have my revenge?
i am Robby, i dont like letting people get away with things

 

[Godlovesugly]

I would've just went along with it pretending to be oblivious to that fact they have dicks.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I would've just went along with it pretending to be obviously to that fact they have dicks.

you mean oblivious rather than obviously i think

 

[Godlovesugly]

you mean oblivious rather than obviously i think

haha yes I do..."doh"

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

i made out with somebody i shouldnt have and i was not even drunk
f***in a, im weak when it comes to women

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

yeah, i met this Korean chick this past weekend, but i may have blown it already
i called her to see if she wanted to go to an art exhibit and she said no
now i dont if it was me or what, but we are going to Korean food together this weekend still i think
so will see

ok so that did not work out
she did not want to go with me to the show tonite
she did not even stay for the end of the laker game
she does not seem to be into moz
i think she wanted to go back to her place and

then f***
and yeah, i wanted to f*** her again, but did we only f*** the 1st time cuz she was high?
i dont need that shit
so f*** her, or not which is really more the case now
maybe i shouldnt be getting involved with anyone since i am going away for a month in march
but thats a long time to go without f***ing!
you know

 

[iamnicola]

 

[oscillate wildly]

Kells doesn't need another woman, he's got the hair braider. that's all he needs plus his weekday girlfriends.

 

[iamnicola]

Kells doesn't need another woman, he's got the hair braider. that's all he needs plus his weekday girlfriends.

Kells has a lot for all da females in his life.

 

[oscillate wildly]

Kells has a lot for all da females in his life.

remember when him and Ush were crushing on the same girl?? crazy times.

 

[iamnicola]

remember when him and Ush were crushing on the same girl?? crazy times.

I know! The Same GIRL! They should do a song with Robby.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

ok, ouch, i mean ouch!
somehow i actually forgot how bad this kind of rejection feels
i mean, the rejection out of hand i can take, but its the:
"I have gotten to know you a little over these last few hours and no I do not like you enough."
f***, f***, f***!
back to the same old problems i guess, perhaps 12 years is too much of an age differnce?
i mean even if they seem interested at 1st, should i just assume "No, she is too young."
f***, f***, f***!
ok, time to analyze all the mistakes i made last night
perhaps even write them down

 

[Hellie]

ok, ouch, i mean ouch!
somehow i actually forgot how bad this kind of rejection feels
i mean, the rejection out of hand i can take, but its the:
"I have gotten to know you a little over these last few hours and no I do not like you enough."
f***, f***, f***!
back to the same old problems i guess, perhaps 12 years is too much of an age differnce?
i mean even if they seem interested at 1st, should i just assume "No, she is too young."
f***, f***, f***!
ok, time to analyze all the mistakes i made last night
perhaps even write them down

Why don't you just give up?.Get yourself a few beers and listen to Moz all night.It's what Morrissey fans do.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Why don't you just give up?.Get yourself a few beers and listen to Moz all night.It's what Morrissey fans do.

nah, upon further review &(texting with my buddy who was there)
basically i got the whole thing wrong with this chick
she did want to get with me he thinks , she just wanted me to know she had a boyfriend and we could not "date"
ok, i get that now, but still, i wanna "date" ppl, not just you know

 

[blue jag]

nah, upon further review &(texting with my buddy who was there)
basically i got the whole thing wrong with this chick
she did want to get with me he thinks , she just wanted me to know she had a boyfriend and we could not "date"
ok, i get that now, but still, i wanna "date" ppl, not just you know

YAWN YAWN.