Desert island pick your mate

[nicky wire's legs]

Well, each to their own, but I'd definitely shag him.

I might after a time. i'd have to get to know him first!

 

[Man Of The Island]

I choose Johnny Marr because I could make Johnny my bitch and have him do what I say. Johnny would like it because I would tell him that he is my special island bitch. It would make Johnny feel good.

 

[E Scott]

Morrissey as he's a resourceful vegan who knows his way around wholefoods he'd help me survive with his knowledge of berries and flora and fauna. He teach me how to make pleather shoes out of palm leaves and loin clothes out of hemp.

 

[Light Housework]

Morrissey because he seems gentle.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, each to their own, but I'd definitely shag him.

Careful Pep, there are no condoms on a desert island... Would you be willing to raise a tiny mewling monster with Morrissey?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Careful Pep, there are no condoms on a desert island... Would you be willing to raise a tiny mewling monster with Morrissey?

if a person had a baby with Morrissey do you think he'd agree to name it narcissus aloisius? if it were a boy I mean?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Toughie, Moz might make staying on the island fun til we died from starvation
While Marr might make a better effort to keep us alive or find a way off, but we still end up dying anyhoo

 

[AztecCamera]

Too right bloomin' onion mate. I reckon the closest Air Steve has gotten to an island is Tom Sawyer's island at Disneyland mate inn n n nn n nn n n n it and reckon he did play Hawaii during Kill Uncle. I don't reckon know if there are any islands off the coast of Oregon for John Maher.

 

[Peppermint]

Morrissey as he's a resourceful vegan who knows his way around wholefoods he'd help me survive with his knowledge of berries and flora and fauna. He teach me how to make pleather shoes out of palm leaves and loin clothes out of hemp.

Honestly? Resourceful? I think it's far more likely he would just sit on his arse whining and wait for Damon to bring him things from Tropical Tesco.

 

[Peppermint]

if a person had a baby with Morrissey do you think he'd agree to name it narcissus aloisius? if it were a boy I mean?

I would hope so.

 

[Peppermint]

Careful Pep, there are no condoms on a desert island... Would you be willing to raise a tiny mewling monster with Morrissey?

Do you mind? This is a hypothetical shag, I don't need you spoiling it with reality.

 

[Alexi]

Honestly? Resourceful? I think it's far more likely he would just sit on his arse whining and wait for Damon to bring him things from Tropical Tesco.

I think he's more of a Waitrose boy these days rather than Tesco

 

[E Scott]

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Honestly? Resourceful? I think it's far more likely he would just sit on his arse whining and wait for Damon to bring him things from Tropical Tesco.

What Damon would be there as well? 2s company... That is a bit like his man Friday???

 

[Peppermint]

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What Damon would be there as well? 2s company... That is a bit like his man Friday???

I imagine Morrissey would sit there and wait for Damon to bring him stuff, whether he was there or not.

 

[Alexi]

I think Morrissey would sit there and wait for Damon to bring him stuff, whether he was there or not.

Of course Damon’s there, who else would carry the bags ?

 

[Peppermint]

Of course Damon’s there, who else would carry the bags ?

And grind salt on his banana leaves.

 

[Anonymous]

I imagine Morrissey would sit there and wait for Damon to bring him stuff, whether he was there or not.

You guys, Damon’s not there, if you pick Morrissey YOU’RE the new Damon. Have fun carrying his bags, etc.

 

[E Scott]

I think after seeing this Gif I will change my pick to Marr

Morrissey is a Klutz

https://goo.gl/images/1oowQf

 

[Alexi]

You guys, Damon’s not there, if you pick Morrissey YOU’RE the new Damon. Have fun carrying his bags, etc.

Not sure I’m capable of doing all of Damon’s duties..........

 

[Alexi]

I think after seeing this Gif I will change my pick to Marr

Morrissey is a Klutz

https://goo.gl/images/1oowQf

At least he can laugh at himself occasionally