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Anonymous
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Cheap seats? Do you have to buy two? On airlines? And in concert halls? No chance of him seeing you? Only if he forgets his contact lenses or you wear an invisibility cloak, dear.
This seems beneath you, not because it's rude, but because it's not that clever and seems desperate and cheap. Believe me, as one who is desperate and cheap, it's a state that's better avoided.