One from the Malmo 02 bootleg:
Morrissey: You will not know the words to this next song, neither do I, you won't believe me. It's call the first of the gang to die. You don't know this song!
Morrissey: NO! NO!
then after the song
Morrissey: Here is another song, which you will NOT know the words.
Crowd: Yes we will!
Morrissey: How come? You were in Copenhagen! Me too!
From the 2nd night of the birthday gigs in May 2009;
"I will see you either up there (pointing up) or down there (pointing down) and meanwhile, thanks for saving my life..."
I took video of that. It was a great quote.