for the new year ive given up wanking...

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pillow

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i havent done it for 3 weeks!

i swear,
the less you do it the less you need to.

so much time on my hands,

ill have to take up embroidery.
 
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hey nonny ninny

Guest
It's not the new year yet ! So it's not too late to have a wank about me!
 
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pillow

Guest
no. ive really given up.honest as pie.

so dont be a-putt'in thoughts in my head.

i wont break my word!

not for all the tea in china,

not for all the gyrating,oily,birthday suit morrisseys in the world...

steady...
 
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pillow

Guest
ill probably give up that soon enough.

its all crust and no filling.
 
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Seether

Guest
Wanking as a way-of-life

Everyone should know how to make love to themselves.
 
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Patrick McCann

Guest
I think you're getting New Year mixed up with Lent.
 
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