for the new year ive given up wanking...

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pillow

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i havent done it for 3 weeks!

i swear,
the less you do it the less you need to.

so much time on my hands,

ill have to take up embroidery.
 
It's not the new year yet ! So it's not too late to have a wank about me!
 
no. ive really given up.honest as pie.

so dont be a-putt'in thoughts in my head.

i wont break my word!

not for all the tea in china,

not for all the gyrating,oily,birthday suit morrisseys in the world...

steady...
 
ill probably give up that soon enough.

its all crust and no filling.
 
Wanking as a way-of-life

Everyone should know how to make love to themselves.
 
I think you're getting New Year mixed up with Lent.
 
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