Greed Magazine, 1987

[rivum]

something I came across today, although it was first published in 1987.
Good for a laugh.
From Greed Magazine (which I hadn't heard of until now - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greed_Magazine)

 

[Uncleskinny]

Somebody got paid for that tossed-off incomplete list of wank

 

[Deleted member 30524]

Somebody got paid for that tossed-off incomplete list of wank

I think the point may be that there wasn’t 20 nice things to say

 

[Somebody-or-other]

A tad harsh but nothing you wouldn't hear on Radio 1 any day of the week back then. Steve Wright would probably run out of ideas after number 2.

 

[Anonymous]

Somebody got paid for that tossed-off incomplete list of wank

Number 4 seems like the author(s) had issues. I mean, who would rape someone with a leg of lamb or some sort of fish?

What a bloody weird list.

Also, number 5.

Number 6 is corrrect.

 

[Anonymous]

Number 4 seems like the author(s) had issues. I mean, who would rape someone with a leg of lamb or some sort of fish?

What a bloody weird list.

Also, number 5.

Number 6 is corrrect.

Mmmm, I don't know about the leg of lamb, but the fish is a well-known Led Zeppelin/groupie story.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Number 4 seems like the author(s) had issues. I mean, who would rape someone with a leg of lamb or some sort of fish?

What really happened with Led Zeppelin and the mudshark?

Times may have changed, but our enthusiasm for salacious rock'n'roll stories remains undiminished. We try and get to the bottom of one of music's most infamous tales

www.loudersound.com

What a bloody weird list.

Also, number 5.

Number 6 is corrrect.

 

[Deleted member 29417]

What really happened with Led Zeppelin and the mudshark?

Times may have changed, but our enthusiasm for salacious rock'n'roll stories remains undiminished. We try and get to the bottom of one of music's most infamous tales

www.loudersound.com

That is so disgusting.

 

[Anonymous]

Morrissey is spelt incorrectly. Twice!

 

[T. H. Auden]

Somebody got paid for that tossed-off incomplete list of wank

Let’s see your list of 20 nice things about Morrissey then. No sarcasm please