I am about to get my first Smiths tattoo.

[nothappynotsad]

I am nervous, waiting for my fabulous tattooer to arrive and bestow upon me the image of a decorated teacup and saucer with "There's too much caffeine in your bloodstream and a lack of real spice in your life". What do you think? Like I said, I'm terribly nervous.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I am nervous, waiting for my fabulous tattooer to arrive and bestow upon me the image of a decorated teacup and saucer with "There's too much caffeine in your bloodstream and a lack of real spice in your life". What do you think? Like I said, I'm terribly nervous.

I think tattoos are disgusting and repugnant...

 

[nothappynotsad]

I think tattoos are disgusting and repugnant...

Alas, I started young and have 7 of them already. I assure you they look much better than that guys.

 

[Dave]

it's only cool if it's on your face.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

it's only cool if it's on your face.

Hellz yeah.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Alas, I started young and have 7 of them already. I assure you they look much better than that guys.

Why are you nervous then?

 

[nothappynotsad]

Why are you nervous then?

I don't know... I feel like tattoo dedications are a big deal of sorts.

 

[Dave]

Get this but put Morrissey's face on the cat.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Get this but put Morrissey's face on the cat.

When did you get the sense of humor of a lonely, bitter, loveless, middle-aged woman, Dave?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I don't know... I feel like tattoo dedications are a big deal of sorts.

It isn't...he's just Morrissey...nothing special.

 

[nothappynotsad]

It isn't...he's just Morrissey...nothing special.

Oh, he's just Morrissey? How silly of me.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Oh, he's just Morrissey? How silly of me.

The man just isn't the end all be all for me. Some people on here go on about how many times they want to see him in a single tour, how they're writing a book about him, how they knitted a doll of him, how he's changed their lives...and I'm like "what?"

 

[Dave]

When did you get the sense of humor of a lonely, bitter, loveless, middle-aged woman, Dave?

when I watched Project Runway that year.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

when I watched Project Runway that year.

Well, then this will probably warm your cockles.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Oh my God you guys.

Well I'd chime in but I bet he's already halfway through the teacup by now. Interestingly, my friend, an avid Morrissey fan who doesn't post here, her greatest fear is to bump into him and be forced to speak to him (she already saw him at the Cat & Fiddle and hid in the bushes she was too afraid to talk to him) and the only words that would come out of her mouth would be the quote you chose. She said she would be mortified of that was the quote she chose to thank him for. But if it speaks to you, do it. Show us a pic.

 

[Skylarker]

i think tattoos are disgusting and repugnant...

I one hundred and a bazillion percent agree.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I one hundred and a bazillion percent agree.

I've never understood the allure of tattoos and extraneous piercings. It's hard to find a woman without either these days...

There was a time when people who did both of these ended up here...

 

[Skylarker]

I've never understood the allure of tattoos and extraneous piercings. It's hard to find a woman without either these days...

There was a time when people who did both of these ended up here...

Ironically though, despite my incredible loathing of tattoos, I also find the Suicide Girl-types extremely attractive.*

Go figure.

*as long as they don't talk.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Ironically though, despite my incredible loathing of tattoos, I also find the Suicide Girl-types extremely attractive.*

Go figure.

*as long as they don't talk.

I've got your type right here...

 

[Skylarker]

I've got your type right here...

Man that is so f***ed up I cannot stop watching it.

Wow.