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Ok I'm gonna do this without the aid of looking up any old posts, so I may get a few things wrong, but basically, here's her life story:
Mindy is 19
she's at university in LA or thereabouts
she brushes her teeth in the shower
she has a brother who was a weird self-loving asexual for a while due to depression, or something
she has been to four concerts in her life, one was Moz, one was SATH, can't remember the other two but they sounded crap
she has been a Moz fan for about a year, despite this she acts like a total know-it-all about him
having said that she does know quite a lot for someone who's only been a fan for a year so at least she's done her research
she claims to be celibate
she is a vegetarian and can't even eat grilled tofu b/c it reminds her of chicken
BUT she doesn't agree with Peta's tactics (I like her for that)
she says she only posts profusely when she's avoiding doing a paper but in that case she must have papers due on a daily basis
she has to comment on absolutely everything
she wears granny pants
she said SATH are great musicians and if Moz sacked his band maybe he could work with them
she was raised Mormon
she has that irritating affectation of spelling things the english way even though she's american: rumour, arse, uni, etc etc etc (i suspect she uses a UK english spelling checker to make sure she never misses an opportunity)
she wants to have Morrissey's baby and will consent to using a turkey baster if that makes the process more attractive to him
girls in her dorm leave used tampons in the shower
she posts under the name joans_walkman on the news pages
she says she's an anglophile
she has posted 368 messages in the less than 2 months she's been here (ok I did look that one up)
if she gets something wrong and you correct her she ALWAYS says "I know I was joking" or similar
she can also be very defensive, but also always says she was joking about that too
she is an english major
she is not named after Mork and Mindy
Will that do? Surely there can't be anything more you would wish to know about her, can there?????
Mindy, if you think I'm being mean that was not my intention and don't think I hate you or anything (you're about to say "like I care!"), in fact some of the time I quite like you but I can't deny you do get slightly annoying from time to time. Like I'm being right now, no doubt.
Mindy is 19
she's at university in LA or thereabouts
she brushes her teeth in the shower
she has a brother who was a weird self-loving asexual for a while due to depression, or something
she has been to four concerts in her life, one was Moz, one was SATH, can't remember the other two but they sounded crap
she has been a Moz fan for about a year, despite this she acts like a total know-it-all about him
having said that she does know quite a lot for someone who's only been a fan for a year so at least she's done her research
she claims to be celibate
she is a vegetarian and can't even eat grilled tofu b/c it reminds her of chicken
BUT she doesn't agree with Peta's tactics (I like her for that)
she says she only posts profusely when she's avoiding doing a paper but in that case she must have papers due on a daily basis
she has to comment on absolutely everything
she wears granny pants
she said SATH are great musicians and if Moz sacked his band maybe he could work with them
she was raised Mormon
she has that irritating affectation of spelling things the english way even though she's american: rumour, arse, uni, etc etc etc (i suspect she uses a UK english spelling checker to make sure she never misses an opportunity)
she wants to have Morrissey's baby and will consent to using a turkey baster if that makes the process more attractive to him
girls in her dorm leave used tampons in the shower
she posts under the name joans_walkman on the news pages
she says she's an anglophile
she has posted 368 messages in the less than 2 months she's been here (ok I did look that one up)
if she gets something wrong and you correct her she ALWAYS says "I know I was joking" or similar
she can also be very defensive, but also always says she was joking about that too
she is an english major
she is not named after Mork and Mindy
Will that do? Surely there can't be anything more you would wish to know about her, can there?????
Mindy, if you think I'm being mean that was not my intention and don't think I hate you or anything (you're about to say "like I care!"), in fact some of the time I quite like you but I can't deny you do get slightly annoying from time to time. Like I'm being right now, no doubt.