If you were to meet Morrissey, and you had the chance to give him a gift (be it handmade or not) what would you give him and why?
If you have met Morrissey and you had the chance to give him something... feel free to share your story.
I'd give him a matching pair of homemade Mike Joyce and Judge John Weeks voodoo dolls, plus a pair of underpants with 'f*** Morrissey-solo' printed on the arse cheeks.