If you were to meet Moz (or if you met Moz)

[MozMarr]

If you were to meet Morrissey, and you had the chance to give him a gift (be it handmade or not) what would you give him and why?
If you have met Morrissey and you had the chance to give him something... feel free to share your story.

 

[Celibate Pie]

Re: If you were to meet Moz (or if you met Moz)...

I'd give him a collection of my curled toenail clippings in a special presentation matchbox. I think he'd find it a refreshing change.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: If you were to meet Moz (or if you met Moz)...

I'd give him a collection of my curled toenail clippings in a special presentation matchbox. I think he'd find it a refreshing change.

Actually, I expect he gets that quite a lot.

 

[Celibate Pie]

Re: If you were to meet Moz (or if you met Moz)...

Actually, I expect he gets that quite a lot.

Stop stealing my toenail clippings, people. Send him your own. Or some scabs or something.

 

[Anonymous]

I'd give him a matching pair of homemade Mike Joyce and Judge John Weeks voodoo dolls, plus a pair of underpants with 'f*** Morrissey-solo' printed on the arse cheeks.