I've never been to Morrissey central except for the one time Morrissey interviewed himself as... John Barron was it? And decided I'd rather not have that in my search history if I were to die. The rest of it can stay, but that's just embarrassing.
Also, if a person isn't a little down most of the time, they either live off the grid somewhere in blissful ignorance, or they're in need of a personal ass wiper and spoon feeding.
I didn't get where I am today by interviewing myself as John Barron.