I began my journey Kewpie, but my Haggis had a heart-attack and died at Carlisle....
Why you had to take a route which passes Carlisle?
Johnny Marr at Salford Uni
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Why you had to take a route which passes Carlisle?
Kilt Uncle
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Why you had to take a route which passes Carlisle?
There's a good chip shop and Haggis Hoof Station there..
There's a good chip shop and Haggis Hoof Station there..
Your trail never misses death.
Kilt Uncle
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No Peter. I was riding it....Use a car when there's good haggis standing idle?..
Your trail never misses death.
It was a mercy killing Kewpie. I couldn't have eaten him otherwise...
No Peter. I was riding it....Use a car when there's good haggis standing idle?..
It was a mercy killing Kewpie. I couldn't have eaten him otherwise...
You'll be banned from attending future Morrissey gigs unless you're going to have plastic surgery to conceale your sins.
Kilt Uncle
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You'll be banned from attending future Morrissey gigs unless you're going to have plastic surgery to conceale your sins.
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I was going to wear my new Haggis thong for the next tour as well..
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Ewww, don't corrupt Morrissey with your Haggis thong!
CrystalGeezer
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TIMEOUT. What the hell is a Haggis?
Kilt Uncle
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Ewww, don't corrupt Morrissey with your Haggis thong!
You try making a thong out of Quorn Kewpie...
Haggis is a traditional Scottish Dish...."There are many recipes, most of which have in common the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours."
The veggie equivalent is amazing..
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Haggis is a traditional Scottish Dish...."There are many recipes, most of which have in common the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours."
The veggie equivalent is amazing..
Awwww. Little Lamb on the hill doesn't want you boiling anything in his tummy. He pats it because it HURTS!
(In the long looney run.)
jesuisbryony
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Kilt Uncle
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Awwww. Little Lamb on the hill doesn't want you boiling anything in his tummy. He pats it because it HURTS!
(In the long looney run.)
I haven't eaten it for 15 years and it must sound pretty disgusting, but it tastes okay..
Now, how does that work?
It's just vegetarian haggis made with spices..
It's really nice...Forgive the commercial.....Macsween’s vegetarian haggis is a delicious, vegan friendly blend of kidney beans, lentils, nuts and locally sourced fresh vegetables. These ingredients are combined with oatmeal, onions, seasonings similar to the traditional haggis and is served in a man made casing. The result is a more subtle and nutty textured dish which vegetarians love and meat eaters are increasingly enjoying too.
I haven't eaten it for 15 years and it must sound pretty disgusting, but it tastes okay..
It's just vegetarian haggis made with spices..
Macsween’s vegetarian haggis is a delicious, vegan friendly blend of kidney beans, lentils, nuts and locally sourced fresh vegetables. These ingredients are combined with oatmeal, onions, seasonings similar to the traditional haggis and is served in a man made casing. The result is a more subtle and nutty textured dish which vegetarians love and meat eaters are increasingly enjoying too.
According to The Cat's Mother, she doesn't recommend veg haggis.
Kilt Uncle
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According to The Cat's Mother, she doesn't recommend veg haggis.
No it's really nice. You serve it with Tatties (potato's) and Neeps (Turnips).
It's really something..
jesuisbryony
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It's just vegetarian haggis made with spices..
Macsween’s vegetarian haggis is a delicious, vegan friendly blend of kidney beans, lentils, nuts and locally sourced fresh vegetables. These ingredients are combined with oatmeal, onions, seasonings similar to the traditional haggis and is served in a man made casing. The result is a more subtle and nutty textured dish which vegetarians love and meat eaters are increasingly enjoying too.
Ahh I see, thank you.
I just what it was all held in rather than a stomach and whatnot.
Kilt Uncle
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Believe me. No one in Scotland knows what's in Haggis before they eat it, because you wouldn't would you?...
I felt cheated and sick. A bit like discovering the truth about Santa..
Jukebox Jury
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According to The Cat's Mother, she doesn't recommend veg haggis.
I bought one once from The Eighth Day in town..... the most awful veggie food I have ever tasted
.... and I'll eat anything
Jukebox Jury
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jesuisbryony
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Believe me. No one in Scotland knows what's in Haggis before they eat it, because you wouldn't would you?...
I felt cheated and sick. A bit like discovering the truth about Santa..
Ahh, so sneaky. I know and I've never touched haggis then again I'm not in Scotland. It's not really any different to any other part of an animal but yes I do feel your pain.
Helen Bach
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No. My bedroom..
Helen Bach
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"Right, before I begin, let's get one thing straight. Gertrude is innocent!"
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