"..this is why: In life, there’s nothing like the high of a Morrissey show. Nothing. Let’s just say that again. Nothing."
Oh dear......forget birth, marriage, children, jobs and death, it all fades into insignificance compared to a pop concert?
"Watching Morrissey you know you’re in the presence of something truly special, and to dive on it or damage it would be wrong. The Beatles/Bieber reaction is not appropriate."
Oh dear.....hilarious attempt at hierarchical assertion of authenticity, not just better than Bieber, but more 'appropriate' than Beatlemania. How realisitic is this as an overview? EpicFAIL!
"....that magical atmospheric ‘dust’ that whizzes around Morrissey’s orbit when he’s on stage, the invisible sprinkle of Mozness that can normally only be felt from attending a gig. But I felt it and I inhaled it."
Dust? I've heard about these 'designer drugs', but didn't realise Moz was peddlling them. Perhaps he should do a perfume/scent, like Katy Perry? Did you inhale the smoke from all those candles he has on stage to keep an olfactory distance from the herd, speaking of which:
" smelling the sweat of the Mozarmy beside me."
Hmmmn. Pheremones and B.O.....to much information.......And Boz!
"Taking the cinema-trip to stratospheric heights was the attendance of Boz Boorer and his wife, Lyn, who sat in the row in front. It was like I was having some kind of out of body experience. The film was showing me a super sized Boz, but Boz was actually there in the cinema with his wife, sitting nearby. I could see other cinema goers trying to comprehend this mind fuddle;"
Yes, it's incompreshensible that a guitarist in a backing band might go out to a cinema midweek with his wife to watch himself on film......'out of body experience'? Srsly? And very unkind comment on Boz being "super-sized": his weight management issues are not to be mocked.
"They’re not going crazy, they’re in awe just from being so close.!"
They ARE crazy if they're "in awe" just because someone can sing and throw out a nifty couplet now and then. What's the average age of the audience? 47? Why would anyone over 13 be "in awe" of anyone on a stage?
" I kept my respectful distance,"
The words of a real and fearless auteur!......*sigh*
Yes, 'intoxicated' is a useful word.An enjoyable review and interview from Julie. I think her language was a bit more dramatic and effusive than usual because she was still a bit intoxicated from just seeing Morrissey 25:Live. I knew just what she meant when she said "there's nothing in life like the high of a Morrissey show." And seeing this in the theater did come close (nothing is the same as being feet from him!) That statement, however in no way indicates she (or I) have no life or meaningful relationships and/or don't have things in perspective. The joy of Morrissey is just an extra pleasure.
I enjoyed the short interview with James Russell. After watching the film I understood how he lovingly crafted this film (often by just standing back and letting Moz do his thing) to feel so much like a live concert. It was so true to the experience; it's just very well done.
Oh! The LOL-fest continues! "Supa-dupa intelligent Moz fan cult member in anonymous grammar nazi mode". We've never seen that one before on these boards! It might even become an internet meme!More flatulent drivel from he who can not spell. How insufferably diabolical of you, let's see: 'realisitic' 'Pheremones' 'peddlling' 'EpicFAIL' 'Srsly' and oh the irony 'incompreshensible'.
Oh that [you missed a comma, it should be "Oh, that"?]is a classic of epic fail proportions! If your ensuing babbling replies are without spelling errors that would embarrass a half-blind bouncer from Nantucket I take pride in knowing that I have aided you somewhat in learning how to use spell check. [the spell- check? the spell-checker? a spell-checker?] Less time spent online perhaps [Less time spent online, perhaps, and]and more time reading 'books' (without pictures) [ books, without pictures] might be in order my dear fellow! Surely you are not trying to imitate Morrissey by attempting your own Cemetry Gates? ["Cemetry Gates"] You've got enough mistakes in one of your erroneous epistles for at least half an album!
I, being of an infinitesimally superior intellect than yourself do not require such common tools however, I, after sufficient pondering know that you absolutely require it. [Being of an infinitesimally superior intellect than yourself, I do not require such common tools. However, after sufficient pondering, I know that you absolutely require it.] You may wish to cancel that appointment with Mensa!
Oh! The LOL-fest continues! "Supa-dupa intelligent Moz fan cult member in anonymous grammar nazi mode". We've never seen that one before on these boards! It might even become an internet meme!
And sorry to piss on you from a big height but:
"A Grammar Nazi, in case you didn't know, is someone who constantly corrects (sometimes erroneously) other people's grammar and usage. In the blogosphere, the Grammar Nazi is a special breed of troll.And rather often, the "errors" that these Grammar Nazis point out aren't even mistakes,"
And even more grievious to your cause:
"Selfie and text speak for seriously – srsly – among latest additions to the Oxford dictionary"
"Experts said they found enough evidence of them being used in everyday language for them to be *officially recognised"
I have a vacancy for a new Secretary and your oral skills will be put to good use. Don't worry if you're just an intern, I will make sure you learn how to service me in all areas, including grammar, innit.
"A young woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job as a secretary to a demanding lawyer, where their employer-employee relationship turns into a sexual, sadomasochistic one. "
Or, you could seek professional help: "#3.Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (a.k.a. The Grammar Nazi)"
- don't evva use "YouTube", the comments beneath the videos might really push you over the edge!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! ROFLMAO! Srsly, no: SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool story, bro! Etc. Srsly, stay on topic. Do not misuse the facility to post anonymously.
Yours, in jubilo
with every good wish
Yup! Miley Cyrus, in her pedo-bear t-shirt, AND Robin Thicke: bend and spread!Oh brummie so much for brummie, are u home of the peado or what?
And yes there is a vacancy for a strap on suicide bomber , please apply ASAP : ))
Ask his doctor:Does anyone know where Morrissey is at present and how is his health
He's a hotel doctor. Morrissey lives in hotels.Ask his doctor:
"I have returned to Los Angeles and to the expert supervision of my doctor Jeremy Fine"
Actually, don't bother as his doctor won't be able to say a word about his patient, confidentiality and The Hippocratic Oath and all that. No idea why Morrissey overshared this info, I bet loads of cult followers have registered with Dr Fine in hopes of meeting their leader if they turn up with a boil on their ass or something.
I hope Morrissey is well, I couldn't bear to think of him being poorly. Food poisoning can be really, really serious and have complcations that last a long time. I hope he'll be able to eat penne tomato again, but he might need some counselling first.
with all my love and hopes that your tomato plants are ready to harvest like mine.
Solo is the Hotel California because you keep saying you're going to leave and you never do.He's the doctor at the Hotel California, where Morrissey can check out, but he can never leave....
er....wrong! I 'checked out' several times and was AWOL for several years. I'm about to check out again until/unless Morrissey does something that isn't entirely predictable, entirely a rehash of things he's already done. But no, I'll always keep him under 'observation'. And his 'fans'. I would feel a great sense of guilt and shame if I left you all to flounder in the abyss of fan/fame alongside poor Morrissey.Solo is the Hotel California because you keep saying you're going to leave and you never do.
Are you the Blue Rose guy bored out of your mind during this gig drought?er....wrong! I 'checked out' several times and was AWOL for several years. I'm about to check out again until/unless Morrissey does something that isn't entirely predictable, entirely a rehash of things he's already done. But no, I'll always keep him under 'observation'. And his 'fans'. I would feel a great sense of guilt and shame if I left you all to flounder in the abyss of fan/fame alongside poor Morrissey.
I'm simply using Morrissey as a springboard for a philosophical enquiry/meditation into the pathology of celebrity in the C20th/C21st. I enjoy a lot of his music. He's either a genuinely tragic failure or he's a charlatan. But some good riffs and lyrics and a hugely amusing scripted mass-delusion effect at concerts.
Listen to Hotel California: leaving is not an option, that's the point. Morrissey IS Hotel California. If he'd listened to it in the 1970s he might have saved himself a lot of wasted time. No doubt he thought The Eagles were 'obvious' and 'untalented' because they were hugely popular heterosexual male entertainers from a faux-cowboy aesthetic. Love The Eagles! Easily as potent lyrics as anything by Morrissey:
"Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast"
If Lou Reed had written this, Morrissey would have dropped his jaw in awe. I bet he hated Abba too!
may the blessings of ocean waves break to deliver dophins upon the shore of your soul!
No, I'm not the 'blue rose guy', but if I was: would I say?Are you the Blue Rose guy bored out of your mind during this gig drought?
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