"..this is why: In life, there’s nothing like the high of a Morrissey show. Nothing. Let’s just say that again. Nothing."
Oh dear......forget birth, marriage, children, jobs and death, it all fades into insignificance compared to a pop concert?
"Watching Morrissey you know you’re in the presence of something truly special, and to dive on it or damage it would be wrong. The Beatles/Bieber reaction is not appropriate."
Oh dear.....hilarious attempt at hierarchical assertion of authenticity, not just better than Bieber, but more 'appropriate' than Beatlemania. How realisitic is this as an overview? EpicFAIL!
"....that magical atmospheric ‘dust’ that whizzes around Morrissey’s orbit when he’s on stage, the invisible sprinkle of Mozness that can normally only be felt from attending a gig. But I felt it and I inhaled it."
Dust? I've heard about these 'designer drugs', but didn't realise Moz was peddlling them. Perhaps he should do a perfume/scent, like Katy Perry? Did you inhale the smoke from all those candles he has on stage to keep an olfactory distance from the herd, speaking of which:
" smelling the sweat of the Mozarmy beside me."
Hmmmn. Pheremones and B.O.....to much information.......And Boz!
"Taking the cinema-trip to stratospheric heights was the attendance of Boz Boorer and his wife, Lyn, who sat in the row in front. It was like I was having some kind of out of body experience. The film was showing me a super sized Boz, but Boz was actually there in the cinema with his wife, sitting nearby. I could see other cinema goers trying to comprehend this mind fuddle;"
Yes, it's incompreshensible that a guitarist in a backing band might go out to a cinema midweek with his wife to watch himself on film......'out of body experience'? Srsly? And very unkind comment on Boz being "super-sized": his weight management issues are not to be mocked.
"They’re not going crazy, they’re in awe just from being so close.!"
They ARE crazy if they're "in awe" just because someone can sing and throw out a nifty couplet now and then. What's the average age of the audience? 47? Why would anyone over 13 be "in awe" of anyone on a stage?
" I kept my respectful distance,"
The words of a real and fearless auteur!......*sigh*