Let's Play a Game!
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bogdana
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im pretty sure shagging her either before or after death will be equally lackluster.
mozzia
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Colin - Shag - just because...and I dont think hes really marriage material.
Jon - Marry - interesting, could have a laugh with him.
Ricky - Kill - despite finding him quite funny, I don't fancy him, and he would get annoying after about 5 minutes in his company..and I'd be a hero to many.
(And if I was a lesbian)...
Lily - Shag - young, adventurous, but would be annoying after a while.
Nigella - Marry - Cos shes pretty, with a lovely womanly body (which if we were married I could have fun with AND have a nice sleep nestled in her bosom on a regular basis). And she would make me nice food, and is rich.
Bjork - Kill - cos shes annoying and I neither want to shag OR marry her.
Jon - Marry - interesting, could have a laugh with him.
Ricky - Kill - despite finding him quite funny, I don't fancy him, and he would get annoying after about 5 minutes in his company..and I'd be a hero to many.
(And if I was a lesbian)...
Lily - Shag - young, adventurous, but would be annoying after a while.
Nigella - Marry - Cos shes pretty, with a lovely womanly body (which if we were married I could have fun with AND have a nice sleep nestled in her bosom on a regular basis). And she would make me nice food, and is rich.
Bjork - Kill - cos shes annoying and I neither want to shag OR marry her.
neonmad
一日三秋 (yírìsānqiū)
Colin Farrell: I am going against the grain and marrying him because (somebody's got to - game or no game1. Colin Farrell. 2. Ricky Gervais. 3. Jon Stewart (okay so h's married. Just pretend he isn't.) And for the guys- 1. Nigella Lawson. 2. Bjork. 3. Lily Allen. This should be interesting.
and) I don't think I'd get sick of him.Jon Stewart: I'd shag him, I guess, since he's an agreeable fellow and I'd rather shag him than...
Ricky Gervais: Sorry, Ricky.
Lily Allen is getting a shagging because she's young 'n' spunky;
Bjork shall be my bride (legal in Iceland yet?) because she's super cool;
Nigella Lawson shall be condemned to death for cooking animals for a living.
Tom Cruise: shag; he's a good lookin' guy
Thom Yorke: marry; he's creative and seems gentle enough
Tom Selleck: kill him with his own gun
Kate Bush: how could I not marry her?
Kate Winslet: shag; she's charming and seems like a good lover
Katie Holmes: kill; she's just mehhh
MadameChaos
you should see mine
Colin Farrell - Shag, very hot but too much of a bad boy to be marriage material.
Jon Stewart - Marry, I love a man who can make me laugh.
Ricky Gervais - Kill, he's very annoying. He's the kind of guy who finds putting a hoover on someones face amusing. Need I say more?
Jon Stewart - Marry, I love a man who can make me laugh.
Ricky Gervais - Kill, he's very annoying. He's the kind of guy who finds putting a hoover on someones face amusing. Need I say more?
bysshe
human bean
Shag: Tom Selleck
Marry: Thom Yorke
Kill: Tom Cruise
Shag: Kate Bush
Marry: Kate Winslet
Kill: Katie Holmes
iamkali62
New Member
Okay. I'd shag ...oh god this is difficult. Who do I hate more? I'd shag Tom Selleck, kill Tom Cruise and marry Thom Yorke. I'll even do the ladies one. Shag Kate Bush, Marry Kate Winslet and KILL Katie Holmes.
iamkali62
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iamkali62
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mauve, THIS one is way too difficult but I'll do my best and don't worry. I don't know who David Walliams is. Shit this is difficult. Okay, shag Johnny and marry SPM. Like THAT'S ever going to happen. "I could have been wild, I could have been free; but nature played this trick on me." Okay, for the women- Shag Bjork, kill Cate Blanchett and marry Jodie Foster even if she isn't straight.
bysshe
human bean
Shag: Johnny Depp
Marry: Mozzer
Kill: David Walliams (process of elimination - sorry)
Shag: Cate Blanchett
Marry: Jodie Foster (I've always had a crush on her)
Kill: Bjork (process of elimination - no hard feelings)
iamkali62
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bysshe, at least you'd have scintillating conversations with Jodie, seeing that she has a brilliant mind and her IQ is probably off the charts. Have you seen her in, "The Brave One" yet? GREAT vengeance film! I'm quiet and reserved but every time Jodie kicked butt I jumped on my futon and yelled, "YES!" If you're in a pissy mood, THAT film will cheer you up in no time! But WHO is David Walliams?
bysshe
human bean
What's not to like about Jodie Foster? She's intelligent, successful and beautiful.
I haven't seen The Brave One. I wasn't in the mood to avenge any man's death when it came out, especially not my own man's. Come to think of it, I'm still not. I'll get around to it eventually. The film, not the avenging.
http://www.davidwalliams.com/
mell
loves moz
Speaking of Ricky Gervais. . .
I think he's adorable.
He's always reminded me of David Bowie. I couldn't possibly kill anyone that reminded me of David Bowie.
I'm horrified by how many people here hate Ricky Gervais! I adore him!
Extras was one of the best shows ever!Colin Farrell -- I'd be able to kill him without batting an eyelash
Ricky Gervais -- marry
Jon Stewart -- shag
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iamkali62
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LOL I dig your machine gun emoticon - that would get PLENTY of uses by me!Colin Farrell: I am going against the grain and marrying him because (somebody's got to - game or no game
Jon Stewart: I'd shag him, I guess, since he's an agreeable fellow and I'd rather shag him than...
Ricky Gervais: Sorry, Ricky.
Lily Allen is getting a shagging because she's young 'n' spunky;
Bjork shall be my bride (legal in Iceland yet?) because she's super cool;
Nigella Lawson shall be condemned to death for cooking animals for a living.
Tom Cruise: shag; he's a good lookin' guy
Thom Yorke: marry; he's creative and seems gentle enough
Tom Selleck: kill him with his own gun
Kate Bush: how could I not marry her?
Kate Winslet: shag; she's charming and seems like a good lover
Katie Holmes: kill; she's just mehhh
iamkali62
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What's not to like about Jodie Foster? She's intelligent, successful and beautiful.
I haven't seen The Brave One. I wasn't in the mood to avenge any man's death when it came out, especially not my own man's. Come to think of it, I'm still not. I'll get around to it eventually. The film, not the avenging.
http://www.davidwalliams.com/
Well, to ME, David Walliams is pedestrian at best. In one of those pics he resembles John Revolta. Nah. Too pretty. I like my men to be weatherbeaten and they have to look like they've LIVED.
neonmad
一日三秋 (yírìsānqiū)
he stimulates me *comedicallyI'm horrified by how many people here hate Ricky Gervais! I adore him!
good thing I only talk the talk
David Walliams? No thanks...Can I marry and shag all the rest?
How many shags do I get per person: one, or unlimited?
Jeebusyesiwouldmarrymoz
