Morrissey Anonymous questionnaire

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1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool?

2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?

3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?

4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?

5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says, "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in band)"?

6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is a better Moz/Smith song?

7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?

8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?

9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to you and only you can understand it?

10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?

If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick loser!

Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans and he is full of hate. Go Moz!
 
Holy shite, you arse... Sorrow will come to you in the end.... sorry, had to be done
--goes back to sleep--
 
> 1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool?

> 2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?

> 3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?

> 4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?

> 5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says,
> "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in
> band)"?

> 6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is
> a better Moz/Smith song?

> 7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?

> 8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?

> 9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to
> you and only you can understand it?

> 10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?

> If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my
> triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick
> loser!

> Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you
> up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx
> while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans
> and he is full of hate. Go Moz!

go now, go on with ya, commit suicide and end OUR misery - ya miserable bugger
 
> 1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool?

sometimes, yes, unfortunately.

> 2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?

not on purpose.

> 3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?

no way.

> 4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?

i know he reads... but no.

> 5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says,
> "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in
> band)"?

depend on the lameness of the band they say... but usually i throw in an argument.

> 6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is
> a better Moz/Smith song?

only if they say "How Soon Is Now?" or "The Boy Racer", to which they get a beating.

> 7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?

why bother?

> 8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?

sure, i know 'em... T-Boz & Alain Left-Eye Whyte

> 9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to
> you and only you can understand it?

never cried to Moz.

> 10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?

nope, but he's still one of the most fascinating figures in pop, ever.

> If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my
> triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick
> loser!

so be it!

> Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you
> up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx
> while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans
> and he is full of hate. Go Moz!

funny quiz...
 
> 1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool?

> 2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?

> 3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?

> 4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?

> 5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says,
> "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in
> band)"?

> 6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is
> a better Moz/Smith song?

> 7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?

> 8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?

> 9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to
> you and only you can understand it?

> 10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?

> If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my
> triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick
> loser!

> Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you
> up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx
> while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans
> and he is full of hate. Go Moz!

...mildly amusing until the last bit, which didn't really work. A fair effort though, I'd give it 6.5/10.
 
> 1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool? no

> 2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey? no

> 3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish? no

> 4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas? no

> 5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says,
> "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in
> band)"? no - I just tell them they are tasteless

> 6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is
> a better Moz/Smith song? no- unless they are wrong

> 7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one? no But I am often told I sound like I do

> 8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band? I know them

> 9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to
> you and only you can understand it? not since I got laid

> 10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does? no

> If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my
> triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick
> loser!

> Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you
> up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx
> while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans
> and he is full of hate. Go Moz!
 
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