Grabbed you by the gilded beams = Grab ‘em by the pussy
Little man, what now? = Liddle’ Adam Schiff
Journalists who lie = Fake news
You have left The Smiths = You’re Fired
This isn’t even taking into account their love of Photoshop, placing inept family members in places of power and influence, obsessively concerned with how they rank in charts/polls, their feelings on illegal immigration, their cool hairdos, etc.
What is there not to like about a pathological liar, a self-confessed sexual harasser, an alleged rapist, an ignorant narcissist, a man known for not paying his contractors, an opportunistic racist, a religious hypocrite and a man with curious fetish for orange make-up that makes him looks like a Cheeto?