Morrissey's Christmas Songs

[jamescagney]

You are forgiven, chum.

We never intended to make light of a tragedy. It's not in our nature. To us it was just another song title to be turned into something Christmasy.

Agreed, Kyleleonard and I exchanged nice PMs and I think we have no hard feelings.

 

[kyleleonard]

I know that, now.

I still think i'll be on a timeout this time tomorrow, though lol, atleast i won't have to come on here over christmas

 

[kyleleonard]

Agreed, Kyleleonard and I exchanged nice PMs and I think we have no hard feelings.

Yeah. James is a nice bloke

 

[bored]

do you know what the Munich Air Disaster even was? how is it a compliment to say it was sick?

I have no doubt that there are multiple people offended by this but it doesn't violate the TOS so I don't really see any action being taken.

I also don't feel there was any malicious intent. I've seen far worse in the General Discussion section.

 

[jamescagney]

Yeah. James is a nice bloke

Thanks! I really am!! People don't seem to know this about me!

 

[bored]

it's cool now, i hope, though i'll probably get banned lol

Nah..don't worry about it... you could delete your post since you hashed it out via pm.

 

[kyleleonard]

Yeah, i agree with the latter now

had it been someone who knew about Munich, it would have been far worse

not malicious by James

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

Thanks! I really am!! People don't seem to know this about me!

I know it about you! You're the nicest person I've ever met, actually.

 

[troubleluvsme]

It's a Morrissey Christmas Song Miracle.

 

[bored]

It's a Morrissey Christmas Song Miracle.

All this sappiness is enough to gag a maggot... I'm going to find some bourbon and drink to forget.



Just kidding... glad to see people getting along.

PS - still getting bourbon

 

[troubleluvsme]

All this sappiness is enough to gag a maggot... I'm going to find some bourbon and drink to forget.



Just kidding... glad to see people getting along.

PS - still getting bourbon

Seriously, on both parts...the sappiness and the getting along.

I'd drink bourbon tonight if I had it.
Stuck with an old Pinot, which is OK too.

Have a good night, bored.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Avocado = genius

 

[jamescagney]

glad to see people getting along.

I know! Is this a first or what?

Over the trousers fondling for all!

 

[jamescagney]

It's a Morrissey Christmas Song Miracle.

"Moz bless us, every one!"

 

[troubleluvsme]

"Moz bless us, every one!"

indeed

 

[jamescagney]

Has anyone ever tried reproducing a Morrissey concert with emoticons?

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[ella_gwynt]

"Christian Decor"
"Cookies in Pieces"
"Consumerism Begins at Birth"
"Cosmic Prancer"
"The Dreidelmaster Ritual"
"Dial-A-Crèche"
"Don't Have Fun with Daddy's Toys"
"The End of the Returns/Exchanges Line"
"First of the 'deer to Fly"
"Fruitcake Is the Best Revenge"
"Get Off the Sled"
"Half a Present"
"Happy Shoppers United"
"Harrods Rejected My Credit Card"
"Hold on to Your Receipts"
"Honey, You Know What to Buy Me"
"How Soon Is Festivus?"
"I'll Never Be Anybody's Personal Shopper Now"
"The Island of Misfit Toys Is Not the World"
"I've Changed My Tree to Balsam"
"I Want the Gun I Can't Have" (Inspired by "A Christmas Story")
"The Lazy Wreathmakers"
"Mallcop Sleeping, Santa Escaping"
"My Dearest Gloves"
"One Day Merry Christmas Will Be Happy Christmas"
"A Scarf Around My Neck"
"Sheila Drive the Plough"
"There's One Damn Light That Always Goes Out"
"Yes, I Am Broke"

I'm a bit afraid to share the one based on "Munich Air Disaster." It's "Magic Hat Disaster" (Inspired by Frosty the Snowman). Please don't throttle me.

 

[Corrissey]

Has anyone ever tried reproducing a Morrissey concert with emoticons?

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"How Soon Is Festivus?"
"Mallcop Sleeping, Santa Escaping"
"Sheila Drive the Plough"
"There's One Damn Light That Always Goes Out"
"Yes, I Am Broke"

Great job, ella! My faves (esp 'Fetivus' )

 

[jamescagney]

"Christian Decor"
"Cookies in Pieces"
"Consumerism Begins at Birth"

Great!

 

[jamescagney]

Thanks! I had an entire Moz emoticon audience, including someone with flowers, someone holding a sign, a shirt fight, cursing security guards, someone vomiting, etc. Then I learned there's an 8-emoticon limit.