Morrissey's Christmas Songs

Thanks! I had an entire Moz emoticon audience, including someone with flowers, someone holding a sign, a shirt fight, cursing security guards, someone vomiting, etc. Then I learned there's an 8-emoticon limit.

:guitar: Figure out a way to show us...a Werd doc, maybe?
 
"Christian Decor"
"Cookies in Pieces"
"Consumerism Begins at Birth"
"Cosmic Prancer"
"The Dreidelmaster Ritual"
"Dial-A-Crèche"
"Don't Have Fun with Daddy's Toys"
"The End of the Returns/Exchanges Line"
"First of the 'deer to Fly"
"Fruitcake Is the Best Revenge"
"Get Off the Sled"
"Half a Present"
"Happy Shoppers United"
"Harrods Rejected My Credit Card"
"Hold on to Your Receipts"
"Honey, You Know What to Buy Me"
"How Soon Is Festivus?"
"I'll Never Be Anybody's Personal Shopper Now"
"The Island of Misfit Toys Is Not the World"
"I've Changed My Tree to Balsam"
"I Want the Gun I Can't Have" (Inspired by "A Christmas Story")
"The Lazy Wreathmakers"
"Mallcop Sleeping, Santa Escaping"
"My Dearest Gloves"
"One Day Merry Christmas Will Be Happy Christmas"
"A Scarf Around My Neck"
"Sheila Drive the Plough"
"There's One Damn Light That Always Goes Out"
"Yes, I Am Broke"

I'm a bit afraid to share the one based on "Munich Air Disaster." It's "Magic Hat Disaster" (Inspired by Frosty the Snowman). Please don't throttle me. :eek:

Brilliant list. :rock:
 
our friend carlo emaled me these this morning

To cheer your festive season - an amusing Smiths and Morrissey
Christmas mix. One song for each of Christmas' 12 days...

Side 1

1. This Charming Snowman
2. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
3. Christmas Mourning
4. When Last I Spoke To Carols
5. The Sledges Are No Longer Parallel
6. The Father Christmas Who Must Be Killed

Side 2

7. Why Don't You Find Sprouts For Yourself
8. William, It Was Really Stuffing
9. What Do You See In Hymn?
10. Heaven Knows I'm Mistletoe Now
11. My Reindearest Love
12. Stretch Out And Skate

Deluxe version includes extra tracks:

1. Santa Rejected My Soul
2. On The Sleet I Ran
3. Mistletoe Lie
4. Freeze Freeze Freeze, Let Me Get What I Want
5. Frost
 
He could do a cover version of a Jona Lewie song - 'Stop the Cavery'
 
*looks out of window at blanket of snow*

Road Gritters of the World Unite.

our friend carlo emaled me these this morning

To cheer your festive season - an amusing Smiths and Morrissey
Christmas mix. One song for each of Christmas' 12 days...

Side 1

1. This Charming Snowman
2. Pretty Girls Make Gravy
3. Christmas Mourning
4. When Last I Spoke To Carols
5. The Sledges Are No Longer Parallel
6. The Father Christmas Who Must Be Killed

Side 2

7. Why Don't You Find Sprouts For Yourself
8. William, It Was Really Stuffing
9. What Do You See In Hymn?
10. Heaven Knows I'm Mistletoe Now
11. My Reindearest Love
12. Stretch Out And Skate

Deluxe version includes extra tracks:

1. Santa Rejected My Soul
2. On The Sleet I Ran
3. Mistletoe Lie
4. Freeze Freeze Freeze, Let Me Get What I Want
5. Frost

Will never Marry ( That slagggg Mary Magdalene).....# runs for cover #....

:lbf: :thumb:
 
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