Re: Morrissey's gig in Lyon postponed
Here we go.
Here we go.
Setlist
Sick note strikes again
Boyfriend has ebola
Cancel is my middle name
Still still ill
Pisshead
Istanbullshit
To lie is the reason I live
The bull shyster lies
Gastroenteritis is none of your business
Encore
I know it's ebola
The kidney's a looker
London is calling Tosserry don't let us down now.
Benny-the-British-Butcher
Well, I've just read on All You Need is Morrissey that the tour bus is in Lausanne, fingers crossed for all that have tickets that this is a good sign, no matter how small.
I am fluent in French and quite adept at detecting bullshit, as well.
It reads, "Morrissey has canceled the show, as he is having a shit-fit due to lower than expected ticket sales. He and his touring crew send a big F U to the smug French citizens of Lyon after whom he intends to send thugs in a murder for hire scheme. Morrissey would also like to point out that the French are apt to surrender virtually everything other than their Euros for a brief smattering of butchered songs funneled into 65 minutes of exhaustive work. Morrissey also regrets to informs his followers that Boz Boorer was apprehended by French snailmongers who mistook him for a large, tasty slug. RIP, Mr Music Director."
of course that's the full title you royal family arse licker, the reason is that Northern Ireland is not part of Britain but is part of the uk.Oh come come fer fecks sake if your gonna be so pedantic it's actually United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland passport you silly plonker but for typing sake British passport is just fine. Feckin eejit.
Benny-the-British-Butcher
of course that's the full title you royal family arse licker, the reason is that Northern Ireland is not part of Britain but is part of the uk.
Citizens not subjects
Well, I've just read on All You Need is Morrissey that the tour bus is in Lausanne, fingers crossed for all that have tickets that this is a good sign, no matter how small.
British passport it is then ���� L M F A O
Benny-the-British-Butcher ��� replying to you're own posts now? How sad are you?
British passport it is then ���� L M F A O
Benny-the-British-Butcher ��� replying to you're own posts now? How sad are you?
Your not making any sense as usual you eejit fek, how pissed are you ?
I'm done with you now you fool, your fired
Benny-the-British-Subject-Butcher
Another miracle illness is cured then ! Fookin brilliant you couldn't make it up. ( poor ticket sales )
Benny-the-British-Butcher
So five days is not enough time to recover from gastroenteritis? And where is your evidence of "poor ticket sales," given that most of the shows on the tour have been sold out?
Rhetorical, of course, don't bother with a reply.
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any Morrissey sightings?
Gastroenteritis combined with cancer and whatever else he has, then yes five days is a big ask in anybody's book.
Have we figured out who is ill yet?