Morrisseys Letters to his pen pal

Wow, what a fab irony young Morrissey slagging off The Polecats!!
 
Those letters are funny as f@ck. :lbf::lbf::lbf::lbf:

Morrissey

"Do you get out much? Or do you watch television all week? You really don't tell me much about yourself. Are you catholic, or what? The questions are getting desperatesville. Who are you anyway? I know absolutely NOTHING about you. Maybe it's just as well, Are you a nice person? Are your parents rich? Do you smoke (I supposed you do)? Failure to answer these questions may result in prosecution"

:lbf:
 
yeah, i really love those letters.

i would greatly enjoy hearing crystalgeezer's take on them.
 
Those letters are funny as f@ck. :lbf::lbf::lbf::lbf:

Morrissey

"Do you get out much? Or do you watch television all week? You really don't tell me much about yourself. Are you catholic, or what? The questions are getting desperatesville. Who are you anyway? I know absolutely NOTHING about you. Maybe it's just as well, Are you a nice person? Are your parents rich? Do you smoke (I supposed you do)? Failure to answer these questions may result in prosecution"

:lbf:
Yeah. They were better than i expected. I'm suprised there's no mention of veggieism. I don't know how he can't like Kate Bush either, that's just morallly wrong.
I wonder if anyone in Australia has put him on the spot about what he wrote? They're patrotic as f*** down under and won't take kindly to someone from up over slagging 'em off and if I know people like I do the fact that it was yonks back won't count for a spit of sparrow spit.
 
Heheee I remember coming across these a while ago - hilarious! Some nice album tips too! Reading through made me dig out Lou Reed's The Bells - I can't find a youtube or anything online if you've not heard it, but I reckon there's a distinct musical similarity to Life Is A Pigsty - anyone?
 
Heheee I remember coming across these a while ago - hilarious! Some nice album tips too! Reading through made me dig out Lou Reed's The Bells - I can't find a youtube or anything online if you've not heard it, but I reckon there's a distinct musical similarity to Life Is A Pigsty - anyone?

that is pretty weird. i haven't heard any reference to that but i thought the exact same thing when i first heard it. i'm glad i'm not alone.
 
yeah, i really love those letters.

i would greatly enjoy hearing crystalgeezer's take on them.

Well I could tell you all about the one towards the end that starts "Top o the mornen" but I don't want Bill Mahar getting all up in my ass about it. Or anyone else for that matter.

I do find it interesting how his sarcasm of bloated ego is so prominent, but I think that comes with being a 22 year old boy in the midst of consuming music so ravishly in what he recently has described as a climate or place where music wasn't followed. Hard to imagine in this day and age.

I don't know. It's difficult to comment on them without reading what the other guy wrote. He sure asks a lot of questions.

I will say this. When I was with my super dysfunctional "teacher," he encouraged me NOT to listen to music, that to do so is to selfishly "consume." That it's an artform that encourages one to tune out those around and focus on oneself because music can't be shared. I thought his take was insane, and it is because music can be shared. But I can see how sometimes you can get to a point where you do nothing but lock yourself in your head and listen to the notes and hear the lyrics and they start to penetrate and invade your psyche, teaching you who you are if you're menat to be taught. It's a form of education through pleasure. So Morrissey starts to mirror these teachings from all the records he discusses and in so doing becomes a living sign, then is forced to say "Okay, music tricked me, I'm going to use this trick to trick it back." And so The Smiths were born. He may not have consciously known this, but I think most of his education was from those records, then he went out and applied what he learned in the real world and it was difficult. He's like Siddhartha but he was only half Siddhartha, he had to make himself whole. Literally.
 
After reading the first letter... if I had I penpal like that I'd want to fly to Manchester and slap him.

<3 him. :)


Did he call Gary Numan a "miss"? It's certainly nice to see some of his "frightening verse". >.>;

Aaaaand:

So, which is your most treasured Bowie waxing? Or is it possible to say? See, a whole 1/4 page without an insult! "Ah's losin' mah touch" as the late great Tallulah Bankhead once said. "Is all life sad?" as the late great Jayne Mansfield said. "Bye, bye, poncho!" I said that.
<3 <3 <3
Tallulah Bankhead's funny. And citing her is equally funny.
 
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Well I could tell you all about the one towards the end that starts "Top o the mornen" but I don't want Bill Mahar getting all up in my ass about it. Or anyone else for that matter.

I do find it interesting how his sarcasm of bloated ego is so prominent, but I think that comes with being a 22 year old boy in the midst of consuming music so ravishly in what he recently has described as a climate or place where music wasn't followed. Hard to imagine in this day and age.

I don't know. It's difficult to comment on them without reading what the other guy wrote. He sure asks a lot of questions.

I will say this. When I was with my super dysfunctional "teacher," he encouraged me NOT to listen to music, that to do so is to selfishly "consume." That it's an artform that encourages one to tune out those around and focus on oneself because music can't be shared. I thought his take was insane, and it is because music can be shared. But I can see how sometimes you can get to a point where you do nothing but lock yourself in your head and listen to the notes and hear the lyrics and they start to penetrate and invade your psyche, teaching you who you are if you're menat to be taught. It's a form of education through pleasure. So Morrissey starts to mirror these teachings from all the records he discusses and in so doing becomes a living sign, then is forced to say "Okay, music tricked me, I'm going to use this trick to trick it back." And so The Smiths were born. He may not have consciously known this, but I think most of his education was from those records, then he went out and applied what he learned in the real world and it was difficult. He's like Siddhartha but he was only half Siddhartha, he had to make himself whole. Literally.

What a lovely analysis. Thank you for this CrystalGeezer. :clap:
 
Will you send me some pornography? Do you HAVE a girlfriend? Do you LIKE girls? I have a girlfriend called Annalisa. We're both bisexual. Real hip, huh? I hate sex.

Umm...
 
That i hate sex line is absolutely fascinating! I wonder why he hated it!!

Say her name very slowly. That's why he hated it.
 
OMG..I would be so embarrassed if letters I wrote from my youth turned up on the internet for all too read.

Poor Moz..but at least they are funny..If he knows they are online for all to read, he's probably pleased about it:)
 
it really isn't my burfday on December 25th - you're getting me confused with J.C., and it's good of you to bring him up to my level, but does he deserve it? Answer briefly.

haha yeah, these are a great read.
 
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