-If you see something, then turn away, it wont be there the next time you look.
-If you decide to launch into song there will always be backing music available.
-Everyone wears their shoes on inside the house. [very few people in real life do that.]
-Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music.
-The Eiffel tower is perfectly visible from any window in Paris.
-In action movies, there is always someone whose last words are, "Oh sh*t."
-Any teen comedy usually ends with a prom no matter the time of year.
-Men don't seem to show signs of pain when receiving brutal beatings, but do when women try to clean the wounds.