mozzer's sexual goings on

[robbbie]

An Old one I know, but, is Mozzer attracted to men and women in a I want to shag you knind of a way? Is he still celibate, Is he a virgin?!

 

[mr.s.p morrissey]

few and far between.

but oh how i lie,

awake and trembling,

for the touch of a strangers hand.

my last ''encounter'' was all too fleeting...

it started in a bowling alley at half past five one sunday afternoon...

they were standing by the coke machine,

oh! what hot flushes i suffer at such moments!

i felt i might throw up my spleen and die,

how very romantic.

we ended up behind a bush in the carpark,

''tell me your name!'' i screamed in my moment of ecstasy,
''oh please oh please oh please!''

and all too soon it was over,

leaving me shivering in my own wet patch,

twigs and leaves where they shouldnt ever be...

 

[suzanne]

this is what i thought

yesterday i was reading the CNN website and about a rare moss in england that has ended 130 years of celibacy...and i thought of him.

 

[sssssssshhhhh... i was never here......you didnt s]

heartwarming, thats a touching little anecdote.

 

[s.morrissey]

its mainly a me thing...

the devil will find work for idle hands to do...

yes,

the amount of times that ive been laid is few....

so i thank the lord that ive got 2 strong hands,

who needs a friend when youve got vaseline and several elastic bands?