Noise is the best revenge? What's he on about now then?

  • Thread starter sseriously fflawed-no right in the head
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he's obviously not got neighbours like mine.

the deaf f***ers.
 
> he's obviously not got neighbours like mine.

> the deaf f***ers.

Now Gu, glad to see you are back!
When do I get cast for the part?
Blue Cardigan is playing the leading man by the way!
 
> Now Gu, glad to see you are back!
> When do I get cast for the part?
> Blue Cardigan is playing the leading man by the way!

I don't think we need to cast you, where else could we find a totally mad, irrational, obsessive morrissey fan?

Who is blue cardigan though? Is he worthy of your attentions? Oh, is it the fair isle man? heehee!
 
Come on.
I know your'e dreaming too.
 
> I don't think we need to cast you, where else could we find a totally mad,
> irrational, obsessive morrissey fan?

> Who is blue cardigan though? Is he worthy of your attentions? Oh, is it
> the fair isle man? heehee!

Yes fair-isle man.
I've had not better offer since.
 
> Yes fair-isle man.
> I've had not better offer since.

That should have read:
"I've not had a better offer since"
Dyslexia kicks in around 10 pm.
 
> That should have read:
> "I've not had a better offer since"
> Dyslexia kicks in around 10 pm.

hhaha know feeling that well!

and i'm sure that's not true anyway, what happened to you after you left that smiths nite in london?
 
>I am not allowed to tell anyone!
Not even you Lynne.
I will one day, however.
Not on here though.

hhaha know feeling that well!

> and i'm sure that's not true anyway, what happened to you after you left
> that smiths nite in london?
 
> did you have a dodgy ke-bab then?

What is a kebab?
Never, ever, tasted one in my life.
Swear to God above.
They look quite revolting.
 
> What is a kebab?
> Never, ever, tasted one in my life.
> Swear to God above.
> They look quite revolting.

yep, just like certain other things, a ke-bab isn't the worst thing I've had in me gob.
 
> yep, just like certain other things, a ke-bab isn't the worst thing I've
> had in me gob.

Well I have never had the pleasure of a kebab.
I'm sure life has thrown worse fates however.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, we care not to remember.
Maybe a kebab isn't so bad after all, when you look back.
Thinking about it, I would rather eat dog shit than a kebab.
 
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