'Nutter magazine covers' thread
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gretchenraine
Oh, Squishy!!
"...one big-ass bed!" 
Franzanna
In retirement
I can't remember the names of any of those crazy magazines that have all these mad, mad stories in them. Their articles usually have titles that look like they were made up by rolling dice with different words on, e.g. 'I ran over my nephew because he was sleeping with my best friend', 'My sister had an affair with my husband because she couldn't find a sperm donor', etc. Can anyone help me? I'm working on a special edition of Angler's Mail right now, so there's no rush. 
I can't remember the names of any of those crazy magazines that have all these mad, mad stories in them. Their articles usually have titles that look like they were made up by rolling dice with different words on, e.g. 'I ran over my nephew because he was sleeping with my best friend', 'My sister had an affair with my husband because she couldn't find a sperm donor', etc. Can anyone help me? I'm working on a special edition of Angler's Mail right now, so there's no rush.
National Enquirer, I think.
Franzanna
In retirement
No, although I guess that would work alright. The ones I'm thinking about are about non-famous people, but celebrity gossip ones would probably work better.
Je Suis Julie
allyouneedismorrissey.com
These were all made by our own DiCartwright. Di, I'm sure you have more....please post them!
mozmic_dancer
One of the Good Guys
Thanks to all for the complements and for creating the "nutter magazine covers" thread.
I think this thread may come in handy during those slow news days and I hope it encourages some here to post their ideas and perhaps provide us all with a good laugh.
I now would like to declare this thread officially open:
***EDIT: Wow, you folks here are quick!*****
I think this thread may come in handy during those slow news days and I hope it encourages some here to post their ideas and perhaps provide us all with a good laugh.
I now would like to declare this thread officially open:
***EDIT: Wow, you folks here are quick!*****
SomeFormOfSusan
Houmossexual
Oh jesus. I just did a really shitty version of some porn mag (entitled FRINK) on MSpaint and now there is no way I am gonna post it. Curse Dicartwright's genius!
These were all made by our own DiCartwright. Di, I'm sure you have more....please post them!
These ones are great!
I can see people picking up the first two and being like, "...Who?"
And oh yes, Mozzer the guitarist would definitely be featured in the "Punk Rock Special" of Guitar Legends.
These were all made by our own DiCartwright. Di, I'm sure you have more....please post them!
Awwww, di rules!!
Spyderfyngers
Sacred Wunderkind
Troy
Whistlejacket
Thank you mcrickson . . . . Morrissey is beautiful . . . . sigh. He speaks of his love to the masses, he announces his love on stage and yet only his true love can hear him . . . . as Shakespearean lovers, he sings to his beloved as they watch emerald eyed . . . down to him . . .
He sighs as the days grow longer
And solitary hides as his crowd cries on.
Soul gentle, eyes of blue . . . steel through and through . . .
My Love for you is true . . .
My Love for you is true . . .
He sighs as the days grow longer
And solitary hides as his crowd cries on.
Soul gentle, eyes of blue . . . steel through and through . . .
My Love for you is true . . .
My Love for you is true . . .
lainey
Active Member
These were all made by our own DiCartwright. Di, I'm sure you have more....please post them!
these are brilliant
Puppet on a string
New Member
If he'd play guitar, he´d play a Melody maker. I really do think so. Suits him.
Even though it would be akward to see him with a guitar.
I'm going to bed.
Even though it would be akward to see him with a guitar.
I'm going to bed.
