Wouldn't that be awesome?
No, I know, might be far-fetched, I'm just talking out of my ass. But we have to consider every possibility if we want to get to the bottom of this. Do we? Want to get to the bottom? Does Morrissey?
It kind of seems the o.p. posted in jest, not thinking it was really about Morrissey, but people jumped to conclusions after seeing a silhouette and now it looks like it could well be him, as I seem to remember Boy George is more into radiators anyway.
And yet nobody seems to think it's important. His fans have never seen him hand in hand with a man, they have gossiped for years about his sexuality, you think a rumour about a singer fitting his description groping young men in toilets would interest everybody...
The other possibility I thought of is that Morrissey (accidentally; of course) murdered an escort boy and they made this fairly innocuous story up, as a diversion, while Sam drives frantically around London with the corpse in the boot of the Mini.
Yep. Gotta think like a criminal to solve this. A not very bright one.