POST Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment (Pigsty Edition)

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.

lottie

Love Me Outside!
omg, this subforum :eek:
i just had to pinch myself (no! not like that!) to check im awake...

its too funny... :D

*skips off to join in*
 

lottie

Love Me Outside!
how many years inside would i get if i stuck a breadknife in the boyf...
*tempted*
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
how many years inside would i get if i stuck a breadknife in the boyf...
*tempted*

Well, breadknives are serrated so they're good for sawing your boyfriend, but if you're hoping to stick him, I'd go for a butcher knife.
 

lottie

Love Me Outside!
Well, breadknives are serrated so they're good for sawing your boyfriend, but if you're hoping to stick him, I'd go for a butcher knife.

but we are veggies... ;)

yeah breadknife was just a term for a f*** off big knife...
i'd only end up having to clear up the mess, then go to prison so hed win anyway. darn it...
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
but we are veggies... ;)

yeah breadknife was just a term for a f*** off big knife...
i'd only end up having to clear up the mess, then go to prison so hed win anyway. darn it...

Then you could stick him with a paring knife. I think the weapon is small enough that you'd get your point across but you wouldn't land in jail.
 

VetTechOnFire

New Member
Then you could stick him with a paring knife. I think the weapon is small enough that you'd get your point across but you wouldn't land in jail.

i would have to agree... Especially if you jabbed it in the leg, away from any vital organs...
 
I need to leave here, as soon as humanly possible. This place is pathetic. Tseng, go ahead shut the site down, you've lost your way or are you making too much money off of it now? So typical. :tears:
 

iamnicola

New Member
You know what pisses me off? Morrissey fans. Not all, just some. I love the 'sty!!!
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
You know what pisses me off? Morrissey fans. Not all, just some. I love the 'sty!!!

Hey, iamnicola. I was sitting outside a Barnes & Noble while my mom was having a coffee and smoking a cigarette and I was looking at the window display and saw this book:



And I thought to myself, "You know, I bet I know someone who'd secretly enjoy this book. Part fashion. Part mocking. It has everything."

Am I correct? :p
 

iamnicola

New Member
Hey, iamnicola. I was sitting outside a Barnes & Noble while my mom was having a coffee and smoking a cigarette and I was looking at the window display and saw this book:



And I thought to myself, "You know, I bet I know someone who'd secretly enjoy this book. Part fashion. Part mocking. It has everything."

Am I correct? :p
LOL! Trufax!
 

miryam_moz85

MiryamLoopDeLi
i want sun ..i f****** hate this country and snow and freezy cold..and that all until april..grrr:mad::gun:
it will be 10°C under 0...:eek::rolleyes:
CG...enviable...you lazy sunbather..:D
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
i want sun ..i f****** hate this country and snow and freezy cold..and that all until april..grrr:mad::gun:
it will be 10°C under 0...:eek::rolleyes:
CG...enviable...you lazy sunbather..:D

Well, I was moderately chilled because I didn't wear socks so my ankles and feet tops were bare and I left my sweater in the car, so it was slightly uncomfortable. That could've been because I was drinking a frappuccino though. :p
 
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