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you do realise that a mobile phone conversation occurs every day before he gets to the bench... it's with his partner.... and is along the lines of;

Partner: "okay, i'll get you at the bench, i'll be 10 minutes, i'm just popping into M&S to buy a newspaper"

Man: "okay, sweetie"

...2 hours later, laden with shopping bags, partner arrives at bench, nonchalantly empties shopping into mans backpack, and expects a lift home!:eek:
Mystery solved!! No need for further enquiry! QED!:thumb:

:lbf:
 
Just been reading about how there has been a massive heroin bust
here in Melbourne, 3 million dolllars worth of it.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/12/2980575.htm


I reckon half of it will be back out on the streets shortly.
Police corruption, we've got a history of it in Australia.
A few years ago the special branch 'drug squad' was found to be
corrupt. I bet it's going on all over again.
 
Finally getting properly started with my Masters tomorrow, woooooooo!
 
No, I haven't seen Vexed, but I'm vexed because it's so bloody cold
outside and windy ( I hate wind more than cold) and I have to go
and get the bread but I really can't be stuffed.
But, if I don't go and get it, I would be neglectful of my son, so I better
had get off my arse and all and go get it!
However, all that being said I'm still sitting here whingeing.
I'm looking out the window and the sun is shining at least.
I better get my act together. I know the walk will do me good, it's
the wind that messes my hair. These are the things that kill me......:guitar:
 
Gosh, it's awfully quiet in here today.
I've just gotten off the phone to my Auntie. We have been worrying
about my other Auntie who lives in the country and doesn't drive
and we feel she is depressed because she won't answer her phone.
I feel very sad because I used to go to visit her but now I can't because
I don't have a car anymore.
I wish people would not have to be alone so much. It makes me sad.
 
Gosh, it's awfully quiet in here today.
I've just gotten off the phone to my Auntie. We have been worrying
about my other Auntie who lives in the country and doesn't drive
and we feel she is depressed because she won't answer her phone.
I feel very sad because I used to go to visit her but now I can't because
I don't have a car anymore.
I wish people would not have to be alone so much. It makes me sad.

:( I bet she has neighbors she talks to every day. :o
 
Firstly, the next time somebody is mega rude to me at work, I will be pulling out a Malcolm Tucker-esq karate chop on their ego, by commenting, ''Don't be so pedantic. You incompetent c***''

And secondly, is, ''Can a mouldy lunch box be saved?'' a good name for a band?
 
Man I'm tired, been out and about all day getting stuck in to my MA finally, good productive day but me so sleepy.
 
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