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[billy scissors]

No, but I'm gonna tonight. I had chili for dinner.

In other news I guess we're not sharks in the morning. That's cryptic crazytalk if anyone's taking notes.

Drink some peppermint tea,it might not cure it but you wont kill the budgie.Funny how you never hear women fart.Is that why they look so distressed all the time?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Drink some peppermint tea,it might not cure it but you wont kill the budgie.Funny how you never hear women fart.Is that why they look so distressed all the time?

Most likely. If I had a dollar for every fart I held in for the sake of demureness, I'd be a thousandaire.

Hey I saw this and thought of you this morning. He's in an Etienne Tee envelope too which is Morrissey-esque so it works awesomely on many levels. And it's goddam cute!

 

[cornelius blaze]

Most likely. If I had a dollar for every fart I held in for the sake of demureness, I'd be a thousandaire.

Funny how you never hear women fart.

They do, you know, when they feel comfortable and that kind of 'honeymoon period' if over.

 

[billy scissors]

Where's Death Disco?

 

[billy scissors]

They do, you know, when they feel comfortable and that kind of 'honeymoon period' if over.

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I know,I've been there.I've got up and gone downstairs to 'just check that I've locked the front door.'

 

[Skylarker]

Where's Death Disco?

I think he's pissed off and disgusted with things around here, and I don't blame him. I hope he comes back soon. Him and his giant YOUKNOWWHAT.

 

[billy scissors]

I think he's pissed off and disgusted with things around here, and I don't blame him. I hope he comes back soon. Him and his giant YOUKNOWWHAT.

He'll be back,there's no way he can resist a reply to that.

 

[Jackie London]

If Richard Dawkins grew a beard he'd look exactly like God.... how uncanny is that...

 

[VivaLove]

I just came home from an awful poetry slam event and put on Southpaw Grammar. Goodness, may His Mozjesty live forever.

 

[Skylarker]

I just came home from an awful poetry slam event

I wasn't aware that any other kind existed.

 

[VivaLove]

Been to four so far and three of them were splendid. But I was also drunk.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I think I have a bladder infection. When it hurts so bad it wakes you from a dead sleep, then you run to pee and a trickle comes out, then it goes back to hurting I think it's time to see a doctor. Though it doesnt hurt while I pee. It's been getting worse the last few days, I thought it was residual period cramps though that didn't make sense, I talked myself into thinking it. Is this TMI?

Ughhhh. It hurts.

 

[half a person]

Well I haven't been here in a long time...

 

[VetTechOnFire]

That I should get to bed, but I took a nap today and now I am not tired.

 

[Death Disco]

Where's Death Disco?

I think he's pissed off and disgusted with things around here, and I don't blame him. I hope he comes back soon. Him and his giant YOUKNOWWHAT.

They keep silencing me so I see little point in coming here much. I could provide more information, but they'll probably just ban me so I won't.

I was going to write a joke here, but I won't bother. Someone.. ahem P ahem.. might get offended. And we can't have that.

 

[billy scissors]

What's happened to Death Disco? His posts have disappeared.

 

[Anonymous]

What's happened to Death Disco? His posts have disappeared.

You're the only one who noticed. You really should give up on your man-crush. He isn't gay.

 

[billy scissors]

You're the only one who noticed. You really should give up on your man-crush. He isn't gay.

Yeah,me and my man-crushes.I'm still holding out for Freddie from Scooby-Doo.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah,me and my man-crushes.I'm still holding out for Freddie from Scooby-Doo.

You'd have more chance with him. He really was gay.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm sitting here drinking Coors Light and eating Smarties and I'll probably wonder why I have a stomach ache when I go to bed.

HEY but really, any social game players here?

I'm "crystalgeezer" on Zynga games, Scramble with Friends is my current fave. And PM me if you want my email to play Draw Something. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH of that game. SOOOOO fun. Except for when you choose "random opponent" and some perv draws pictures of penises. Boring.