Rifke interviews

[Anonymous]

of course, never forgetting, she doesn't have a gigantic sweaty schlong!

Sweaty schlong rhymes with Winnie Wong. I hope Chloe Sevigny never films in Sweden again or I will be in trouble.

 

[Anonymous]

piss off with your pedestrian tales of desperation. not interested.

That sounded sexy from you. Oh my little Robyn is feisty. I swear you have a flat chest cause flat chested women always mouth off.

They also want sex all the time.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

@A scanty bit of thing want to do an interview?! I ONLY ask fun questions and you can answer in your snootiest tone, I don't mind!!

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Lol! Yes, I’ll grant the stragglers and bottom of the barrel M-Solo audience dwellers with the grace of my interview. I don’t know when I can get to it because my travel schedule is insanely heavy this week starting tonight, but I will definitely 100% do it with you

 

[bert bear]

why doesn't anyone want to know about me?

 

[furry]

why doesn't anyone want to know about me?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Lol! Yes, I’ll grant the stragglers and bottom of the barrel M-Solo audience dwellers with the grace of my interview. I don’t know when I can get to it because my travel schedule is insanely heavy this week starting tonight, but I will definitely 100% do it with you

awesome!! I've hit the big time now!! ill start thinking up your questions (you're not going to wear sunglasses throughout the interview are you?)

 

[nicky wire's legs]

why doesn't anyone want to know about me?

I do!! what can you tell us about yourself?

 

[bert bear]

I do!! what can you tell us about yourself?

Why thank you. I like cupcakes with extra frosting, I like taking walks in the rain and I like laughing at little children when they fall down and hurt themselves.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Why thank you. I like cupcakes with extra frosting, I like taking walks in the rain and I like laughing at little children when they fall down and hurt themselves.

gosh, bert, I think we might be soul mates! I like doing all three of those things at the SAME TIME.

 

[bert bear]

gosh, bert, I think we might be soul mates! I like doing all three of those things at the SAME TIME.

Trifecta! I must say I'm very impressed at your ability to combine the three into a single experience. What a grand example of how to spend ones time. While it's not quite a match for your accomplishments, I can drink coffee, listen to music and stare into space all at once.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Trifecta! I must say I'm very impressed at your ability to combine the three into a single experience. What a grand example of how to spend ones time. While it's not quite a match for your accomplishments, I can drink coffee, listen to music and stare into space all at once.

those are good things to do too! I often do those all at once myself. sometimes ALL DAY. gee, you're pretty cute bert. you haven't got a girlfriend have you?

 

[celibate]

erm, whats a slong?

 

[nicky wire's legs]

erm, whats a slong?

it's 'schlong' and it's a cock, usually a big sweaty one

 

[Deleted member 1074]

it's 'schlong' and it's a cock, usually a big sweaty one

Like mine.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Like mine.

I was thinking of yours when I said it, dear.

 

[bert bear]

those are good things to do too! I often do those all at once myself. sometimes ALL DAY. gee, you're pretty cute bert. you haven't got a girlfriend have you?

All day is very impressive. You really are a bit of a showoff aren't you? Well I suppose that if I possessed your acumen, then I would be also. I must admit that I'm not to keen on the idea of having a girlfriend. I'd be to worried that if I had a piece of cake, then I'd be expected to share it with her.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

All day is very impressive. You really are a bit of a showoff aren't you? Well I suppose that if I possessed your acumen, then I would be also. I must admit that I'm not to keen on the idea of having a girlfriend. I'd be to worried that if I had a piece of cake, then I'd be expected to share it with her.

don't worry, bert bear! im sure there are plenty of things you are good at too!

well, see, that's the great thing about me, bert. I would never expect you to share your piece of cake with me. I would expect you to buy me my own!

 

[bert bear]

don't worry, bert bear! im sure there are plenty of things you are good at too!

well, see, that's the great thing about me, bert. I would never expect you to share your piece of cake with me. I would expect you to buy me my own!

Why that sounds like the perfect solution. Yes I would buy you a piece of cake. After all, you have been very kind to me. Plus, I admire your abilities. Right now I'm dreaming of this double layered white cake with coconut frosting. It is absolutely delicious! Oh, I have a fantastic idea. I could buy two pieces of the coconut cake and pretend that you gave yours to me.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Why that sounds like the perfect solution. Yes I would buy you a piece of cake. After all, you have been very kind to me. Plus, I admire your abilities. Right now I'm dreaming of this double layered white cake with coconut frosting. It is absolutely delicious! Oh, I have a fantastic idea. I could buy two pieces of the coconut cake and pretend that you gave yours to me.

oh but I wouldn't! white cake is my favourite! especially with coconut frosting!!
but since im not there I suppose it's the only thing to be done, and I in turn will buy two slices of... let's see.... red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and pretend that you gave yours to me. brilliant plan, bert!!