Oh my god. it's Robby!
spontaneously luminescent
This thread/poll is inspired by events that happend about 48 hours ago in the very library I am currently sitting in.
I had gotten my fave place to sit and surf the net here, its in the back, in these booths that use to all have computers @ them.
But now only 2 of them do.
Thankfully, not the one @ the very back, here I can place my back against the wall and descend into the web without fear of anybody coming up behind me or looking over my shoulder, not that I do anything like watch porn or something, but still, I just hate people hovering behind me.
Anyways, so Monday I am doing my thing and there is no one else @ the other 5 booths(including the 2 booths still with computers).
Then this tall dude(maybe 18 or 19?) sits down at the computer 2 booths from me, shortly after that, his noisy blonde girlfriend(maybe a little younger than him I think, I don't know exactly, but jailbait for sure) sits next to him.
I do my best to ignore them noisily making out, who knew lips could smack so loudly?
But after a while, I am able to ignore them again until she decides to sit astride him while he is using the computer, thats when I give them my first dirty look, but only she sees me and she just sticks her tongue out at me. Eventually they are really going at it and its just too annoying for me(I mean gosh, I have not you know since sometime in last September for Christ sake!)
So I decide to go outside for a smoke.
When I get back inside, I only see the guy @ the computer now and he seems to be staring very intently @ the screen, but just before I sit back down I notice her feet sticking out from under their table. Immeadiately I know exactly what is going on!
A lot of different shit goes through my mind at that point
But one thing is certain, I know that they better stop, so I try to get the guy's attention by doing that coughing thing, it does not work, for some reason waving my hands works but he just gives me this hands up in the air and pleading facial expression that seems to signify: "What can I do man? I can't stop her" or something.
And really how can I blame him? I see his point, but then again its intolerable being around them doing this in a public place and besides, if someone else comes over here, the two of them could actually get in real trouble, even legal like.
So I head over to them and place my backpack on their table, loudly, at that point, a lot happens very quickly, the girl's head bumps the bottom of the table, then I can't help myself and start to laugh, then just as I head back to where I was sitting before, one of the librarians(the cute one) heads over our way, now I am blushing too, which somehow turns my feelings back to anger at this absurd situation. I really wish I just had left, the whole thing annoys me and I wonder if I can be comfortable here at the library anymore.
ps: The incident reminded me of the last time I had been around people having sex in public. It was one of those fantastic San Francisco "underground" Goth/Industrial parties and I was on acid having this wonderful conversation about the importance of the music of "Pulp" & "Magnetic Fields" when it comes to understanding romantic love.
While below us, in a jacuzzi, people had gotten naked then started doing it & just before I noticed this, the DJ(someone I knew rather well) had started playing the LCD song "North American Scum" which hearing it and seeing what I was seeing, and having the convo I had been having, and being on real good shit
Well, I laughed so hard I fell down the stairs, I was alrite(gosh, SF weirdoes are so much nicer than L.A. ones, people really seemed to care if I was alrite or not, they would not be that nice in Hell A, oh no)
