I am in a dry spell, so this whole thread annoys me
no, none of that is because I'm a fat, overbearing, foreign loser
none of that matters here
no, no, its the whole not drinking thing, I am having to rebuild my "social network" from the ground up as it were
so no sex for months now, its a horror to be sure, but I am saving $ and catching up on my TV, so there is that
oh I am not, the drought is over, thank god for promiscuous Dutch girlsDon't worry about any of that my friend. Every man has a window as long as he is making money. I'm in the same type of mess you are, only much worse. Don't despair.
You know that sexy convicted felon mugshot going viral? Dick pics emerging. Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd be like, "Honey, that shit ain't gonna fit."
Awwww, my name is on his panties.